Next time you’re in line at the Genius Bar ponder this sentence from DJT:

“When I got the call I said, wow, it’s Tim Apple (Cook!) calling, how big is that? I was very impressed with myself to have the head of Apple calling to “kiss my ass.” 🍏

Definitely great piece

The Iranian government’s depiction of LEGO Kash Patel is lit.

tim cook is like 90% responsible for why the Internet sucks so much shit now (Sex-Negative Appification) so it is my sincere hope he is retiring due to accidentally swallowing a bag full of the scarabs that eat you from the inside from the 90s the mummy

Iowa went all-in on school choice. It's hurting this city's public schools With school choice programs ascendant not just in Iowa but across the U.S., Cedar Rapids offers a preview of who wins and who loses when education meets the free market.

With school choice programs ascendant not just in Iowa but across the U.S., Cedar Rapids offers a preview of who wins and who loses when education meets the free market.

These 20 Beginner Gardening Mistakes Can Ruin Your Harvest Before You Know It - Food Republic

Some of the beginner gardening mistakes that can ruin your harvest before you know it include overwatering, overcrowding your plants, and poor drainage.

We actually DID used to allow people to dispense morphine in their home, and in a convenient pocket-size bottle!

This is why regulation absolutely matters in our society.

[calls my sister while babysitting her kids] are they allowed to smoke inside

Do they like Marlboro?

Trump Library Saga Takes Dark Turn: Where Did Millions in Funding Go? Four huge media conglomerates forked over $63 million in “settlements” earmarked for Trump’s presidential library. Democrats are trying to track that money—and the latest developments don’t inspire co...

SCOOP --> Paramount, Meta, and X are refusing to say what happened to their huge contributions to Trump's presidential library after Sen Elizabeth Warren raised questions about its fund getting dissolved. Ds say tens of millions remain unaccounted for.

Details here:
newrepublic.com/article/2092...

Don’t forget that Trump threatened to wipe out an entire civilization in Iran.

Congress has tools to rein in this president.

But nothing will happen until Republicans grow a spine and work with Democrats to stand up to him.

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

A cat using the moon as a litter box - Artemis Ilreveals the true reason behind the Moon's craters Cat meme

#caturday

CNN: “It’s a blowout… not even close… Pope Leo absolutely crushing Trump when it comes to how popular they are.”

Ex-model, arrested by Aventura police and deported, causes White House stir A Brazilian brought to the U.S. on an Epstein plane at age 16 lashes out at the Trumps, saying she was betrayed by her friend Melania.

Amanda Ungaro was 16 when she was flown to the US on an Epstein plane. She later became close to the Trumps

On Apr. 8, she went on X to threaten legal action vs Melania “and your pedophile husband”

On Apr. 9, Melania made that odd public statement about Epstein

www.miamiherald.com/news/local/c...

It’s actually fine & good to say “I would not vote for Newsom” right now bc he’s NOT the nominee! Ppl are saying “I won’t vote for Newsom” to be as loud as possible that he sucks and should not become the nominee, challenging Dems to do better. Newsom is not inevitable and NOT the right person.

A large crowd as always at the weekly march in Tbilisi. Georgians have been protesting in 8+ cities every day for the last 507 days.

view from dog

I love that for generations of baseball, batboys would run out and grab the bats; everyone appreciated it but no one really cared or paid attention. Then they started replacing batboys with batdogs and now when THEY go out to get the stick everybody loses their fucking minds. Best part of baseball

How can you not love this?!

only livable wages can prevent warehouse fires

I maybe wanna see headlines about the warehouse fires phrased the way headlines are written about police shootings

When warehouse fires and Molotov cocktails start changing the position of the uber wealthy.

All hail Luigi.

It’s working.

#TaxTheRich

A photo of a print NYT headline saying the strait is open next to an IPhone NYT headline saying it’s closed

Schrödinger’s Strait of Hormuz

I spent a couple of hours with family and comrades. Elders started talking about Black people and socialism and communism in the South. I would pour this into people’s veins if I could.

Meta to cut 8,000 jobs — 10% of workforce — in major bloodbath next month: report Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta plans to lay off 10% of its workforce in a companywide bloodletting on May 20 – with even more cuts to follow later in the year, according to a report Friday.

Zuck blew how much on his Metaverse flop?! 🤨

"The bloodbath is unfolding as Zuckerberg shifts more resources toward the development of AI. Meta, which is scrambling to keep pace with rivals like Anthropic and OpenAI, has teed up $135 billion in capital spending this year alone."
🧾 is.gd/ca2HWD

NASA astronaut Christina Koch sits in an U.S. Navy MH-60S Seahawk attached to Helicopter Sea Combat Squadron (HSC) 23 on the flight deck of the San Antonio Class amphibious transport dock USS John P. Murtha (LPD 26) after returning from space on Apr. 10, 2026.

This picture of Astronaut Christina Koch after the Artemis landing is frankly incredible and beautiful.

Anne Hathaway bought the rights to a novel about a tradwife influencer who wakes up in 1855 and has to actually live the life she's been selling online. The book is called Yesteryear. It came out 3 days ago. The film rights were already sold to Hathaway, who will produce and star.

Holy shit, I have NEVER been more excited for a movie.

mamdani being a cheerful normal guy that people project absolute insane things on is one of the things that make him very relatable to me, personally

I think we have filled all the gaps ☺️