honoured my legacy continues despite my absence

canonically bunny stede

why does he actually look like a paper cutout in this photo

i cant believe you’re only 2 years old. this makes some of our conversations incredibly inappropriate

the European mission to Greenland was fourth in the BBC news running order this morning, which feels a bit like doing a light "and finally..." item about the archduke's motorcade taking a wrong turn in Sarajevo

happy birthday!!!! i hope there’s something mysteriously rhys shaped under the birthday tree

how do i make my bluesky more interesting why am i just seeing knitting content all the time noah fence to knitters everywhere

"if you go home with somebody, and they don't have tureens, don't fuck them."
—stede bonnet, probably

An ofmd meme of a door sign that says: "🚫 DO NOT SOLICIT ANY RELIGIONS TO MY DOOR! I ALREADY WORSHIP MY WIFE (a picture of ed after biting the toast in s2 ep7) SEPTEMBER 26, 1717 - FIRST KISS MARCH 12, 1718 - FIRST PHYSICAL EXPRESSION OF OUR LOVE SEPTEMBER 27, 1717 - MY MOMENT OF WEAKNESS I LEFT MY DARLING AT THE DOCKS FOR MY EX WIFE BUT THEN I REABANDONED HER, WE ARE FINE MYWIFEISMYGOD.COM"

saw this thing on insta and had to gentlebeardify it

(if nothing i make myself giggle lol)

a glowing Mr. Burns trips balls as the "I BRING YOU LOVE" alien from season 08 episode 10, "The Springfield Files"

Edward Teach in a fuschia velvet robe fucking trying to bring peace and love to this shithole for fuck sake, OFMD season 1 episode 9

same energy

i dont even watch 911 anymore !! i did watch hr and i liked it fine but it did nothing for the worms in my brain sadly. i like the old men from band of brothers now but no fandom on twt:(

I LOVE UUUU

im in if rhys is but i do charge £100000 in royalties (can be exchanged for 1 dick down)

the people yearn for rhysiana

HOW IS THERE STILL NOT A GROUP CHAT FUNCTION HEREEEE

missed u sk mummy🥰🥰🥰i deleted twitter 4eva im here now xx

"one dilf helped you get through it all" but it's a screenshot of rhys darby on richard osman's house of games <3 happy new year rhyskissers we survived 2025

🫨🫨🫨

rhys darby in a rugby uniform

princess diana in a gym uniform

welcome back princess diana

guys why would my friend ask me this. she’s never even watched the show what the hell are you all doing at the karaoke sessions

hate that ur so talented that it makes me want to watch this godforsaken show

my silly little painting of stede in his golden robe resting his head on ed, who has his arm around stede and is wearing his teal robe. they both cuddle on their sofa edited into an our flag means death bts picture of the captain's quarters watching game of thrones on their ye olde gold tv. stede's imagining ed as the hound surrounded by red hearts. ed is imagining stede as jaime lannister surrounded by pink hearts. stede says "doesn't hodor look like wee john?" while ed is saying "bro that dragon's gonna eat frenchie" (joel fry and kristian nairn are both in got) (so it's hilarious) stedekisser is written in the corner because that is me hi i did this

my crush on the hound is not fading so now ed and stede have to watch game of thrones them's the rules

David on "you wear fine things well": Well I think the hesitancy to me is the sexiest thing. And then the thing I really loved, it’s one of those scenes I wrote, most of the time I write something and it’s like 🥴 and sometimes you write something that is perfect. It was really easy. #ofmd #tnuc

need that thang in me (rhysie tongue)

omg heeeeiiiiii how u been x

terrible tv show. dont check it out

nicki i feel like a dog that you’re giving a nice last day to before you put it down

this is like the dark ages only worse

god i forgot how sexy my icon is on here. rhys if you bring back the undercut i will personally fund ofmd season 3