I thought it was a cosine wave!

Danish writer Solvej Balle has 7 volumes of On The Calculation of Volume, with the first four translated into English, the 4th released this month and I don't want to start it yet for I want to savour the anticipation.

Take Me Out - Franz Ferdinand

Hilarious

This is all 3 at once of my Three Good Things for today #COYS #schadenfreude

Be interesting to use 'What does NATO stand for?' on the wider US population as an implicit bias test of say American ethnocentricism. However, I'm guessing most responses would be, 'Dunno. What's NATO?'

Implicit ethnocentric bias or what!

Excuses are not an apology. He needs a plan to fix this because there are young men and women at THFC who look to their leaders for direction and what he offered is lip service excuses and a non apology. That's not leadership. Admit to getting it wrong. Realise the impact of his words.

He needs a plan to fix what he said.

Pathetic, not good enough but wholly predictable lip service to make the inconvenient issue go away. Institutional misogyny and violence towards women needs challenging, and men in his position as well as the Spurs hierarchy need to lead on this and take action. Young men look to their leaders.

Didn't Debenhams start the blue cross sale thing?

Trump bombs America back into the Stone Age!

Best World Cup winners ever in 1982. Won by beating Argentina, Brazil and Germany in the finals.

Give me a break!

And it's not even 1 April! #AprilFools

Good luck mate.

This is becoming like Johnny Smith's visions in The Dead Zone.

It's got to be a toss up between Bob Mortimer and Alan Carr for us to stay up.

If you're looking to slow lane it as part of your ikigai mission or wanting a quick pick me up before doing your daft outdoorsy thing or kill me now indoorsy lunch with the rellies, #SNL #SNLUK #SaturdayNightLight

This is one North London De Zerbi I won't be looking forward to

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Where there's shit you'll always find flies

From Alt-right to Can't Write

And those two from the 86th minute onwards🙄

It's as if Spurs are trying to lose

Xavi was bright and inventive and injected energy into the whole team midweek. Agree.

Dreadful.

I wish we'd stop playing, fullstop. I can't bear watching the clueless underconfidence.

It would be a terrible thing to fuck with Farage by sending ReformUK's election vomit back to their freepost address costing them money.... But I definitely will!!!
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