Abba brand pickled herring

Pickled herring. Most people don't eat surströmming (fermented fish) but the pickled variety is ubiquitous and horrid.

Why is it so wet?

Rock block? There's nothing block like at all about these stones.

Shout-out to the archaeology grad student doing tours of Teotihuacan as a side gig funneling a van full of sun blasted tourists to her friend's chocolate place.

If you ever find yourself in mesoamerica it's well worth feeling like a dumb tourist to try out the real deal drinking chocolate mixed with chilis and other spices.

Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak (because of a bogus vagrancy charge)

They only make sense after a protracted course of lead tainted supplements.

Is a boss groyper like a boss baby?

Oh no, condolences man

Thag big iron in his hip? A bowl.

The best part of my day is when I get to swing my mini sledge, why do you ask?

A very fair barter going on.

So many "there's a hair in my soup" jokes, so little time.

lmao look at these losers having friends, don't they know that Bakker buckets last longer when you don't have anyone to share them with?!?

I better tell my friends with kids that we can't babysit anymore because as a childless man I'm just an ogre liable to squish them and it's sheer luck it hasn't happened yet.

Style goals

For when you really want the world to know you're a pervert doing pervert stuff.

He will deliver 200% 100% of the time. Everything he touches becomes better for him being in it.

I'm sorry but this is dudes rock material.

Still!

Various Warhammer products including Kill Teams, Masters of the Universe, and Horizon Zero Dawn

Various Warhammer products including Kill Teams, Masters of the Universe, and Horizon Zero Dawn

Various Warhammer products including Kill Teams, Masters of the Universe, and Horizon Zero Dawn

Various Warhammer products including Kill Teams, Masters of the Universe, and Horizon Zero Dawn

Any moots interested in buying any of this stuff? It's not mine it's a dear friend: she had a bad divorce and got loaded with a bunch of stuff she doesn't really know a lot about and I'm doing a solid.

No supernatural force, just some guy shitting up river.

Folk horror but it's just symptoms of poor sanitation and dirty drinking water.

If you see a lanyard in a tree DO NOT TOUCH IT - the witch uses them to ensnare unwary travellers.

Hurrah! this is the way to sail now. Every keel a sunbeam!

The longevity dorks are so fucking funny man, they've seen Anne Rice adaptations and the only thing they can think to aspire to is 40 more years of zoom calls.

At least Lestat started a nu-metal band.

No, I think he had our number fair and square.

You don't need an excuse to get your friend's dog a toy. You can just get them one.

This post brought to you by the squeaking taco at the grocery store.

Silicon Valley pill mills have a lot to answer for.

Bergman had nothing on this dysfunctional family. You have the dad in a ripped filthy t-shirt chasing his adult daughter with a shotgun while his clearly middle aged son follows ineffectually when they run into the alien.

This is the human condition, Dohler was ahead of his time.