Science, math, and reading comprehension are scary subjects for the uneducated!

Only if my face were pressed against that 😏

If you haven’t already, check out Pizzaria Otto. There’s one not too far away from you and their pizzas are so good! They have a prosciutto and arugula pizza with balsamic glaze that I get every time.

Things have definitely expanded over time with how much kinks have evolved. Hell… if there’s something you’re into that isn’t on the list, be creative and design your own color/pattern do it. It might catch on and be a worthy contribution to the kink community!

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“Shut up and take my money!” Is about all I remember because I have used that gif quite a lot lol.

As a joke, that’s when you say “Daddy, not dad!” Then give a wink. The reaction might have been worth it!

Can you demonstrate? I’m visually inclined. 😏

You need all the tokens

a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a wall with flowers on it and smiling . ALT: a man in a black shirt is standing in front of a wall with flowers on it and smiling .

Gives off these vibes 😛❤️

Think he’ll read the passage about it being easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man getting into the kingdom of heaven? Because that would be ironic… assuming he can even read in the first place.

Mike Gross is right because ewwwww

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I could have taught you 😉

Come to Portland!!!

I’ve only ever seen it for 4/18, but I don’t doubt it because it’s always a good day for that!

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We support a sober journey here! Congrats on the progress!

What the actual FUCK

Just go be shirtless with the nominations! Lol

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Information overload. Working for an airline is so much to take in such a short period of time. Your brain will catch up. Just give yourself some grace.

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I wish I could 😈

All the nudes! Show off that nub! 😈

I know of one I definitely wouldn’t say no to sucking 😏

So just join as hoomansona and I’ll still give you hugs!

It’s like the bird being all in for the bee, but the bee not wanting to define anything but will still put out sometimes.

I know and I’m sorry if this came off wrong. Was just trying some levity. *hugs*