Cool beans Bro!😎👍

So sail the family yacht right on through.

Feel free to invite all Cabinet members, W.H. Staff, as well as all House & Senate Republicans to celebrate alongside the family.

😂 When both the male elephants’ trunks are hanging - approach at your own peril.

The worst f’n vote I’ve ever casted in my life. My only two choices at the time were the mumps of Fetterman, or the measles of Oz.

It disappeared at about the same speed as every other story of tragedy in the Black community (i.e. missing women/children, or mental health related).
I’m just perplexed that the profiteers of media failed in this instance to sensationalize & capitalize off the body count of this particular tragedy.

And then he said: “If you don’t open the Strait of Hormuz, an entire civilization will die tonight.”

So they opened it.

Then he blockaded it.

So they closed it again.

Now he’s demanding they reopen it… so he can close it again.

Ossoff: "How does American politics really work? It's coin operated. Money goes in, favors come out. It's been running on secret money, corporate money, billionaire money ... all of this gave rise to a depraved president who exploits this rot to empower and enrich himself"

“We’re offering a very fair and reasonable deal and I hope they take it.” — Senile Satan

Masoud Pezeshkian, Iran’s current president: “New phone, who dis?"

Iran has hit its inside *Strait* and knows the 6-time failed former casino owner is bluffing.

Sad reality is that both posts are true.

Child: I know your name. Mamdani.

Obama: What’s his first name?

Child: Mayor.

The Trump Administration is the greatest American heist in progress. And the current gavel-holders are aiding & abetting.

😂😂 This post & replies are gonna make me watch Pulp Fiction again for the hundreds time.

Cartoon about aliens and Jesus.

“We have some probes but these guys went full Home Depot.”

Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

😂 No coincidence the IMHS’s founder & award presenter’s name happens to be John Shaft.

😂🙏 praying all doesn’t end in
cat•astrophe

Believe the hype.
Genocide Is•Real

The seriousness displayed by the first 1st Lady to undress before the Nation 💯💪🏼

😂 Swingers Rule Book
Chapter-3
Paragraph-4

Epstein pinning Melania’s ankles behind her ears does not a relationship make!

“This boy?..” At the very least—he’s a young man.

President Chump! They’ve publicly slapped a burka on TACO Belle!

Slapped a burka on TACO Belle

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂
Best with volume up.

If God were a competent god, he would have created humanity with Noah rather than Adam. But he is not.

Or perhaps hurled a huge rock at mankind rather than the dinosaurs. But he’s not.

BREAKING NEWS:

TACO surrenders to the Burrito