Back in the day we didn’t have all these weed choices. You got what you got. Sometimes that was a dime bag of ditch weed.

They got Vinnie showing bunt in the first inning 🥴

Happy for the Royals & Hallmark connection to the city. I love keeping it about the city. Chiefs are gonna be in a field in Kansas lol

Walkoff, bitch‼️

I’ve been at the Royals game for 5mins and the 2nd inning has lasted an hour.

Just found BBQ sauce from lunch on my cheekbone. KC shit.

Leody is one of K’s old players lol

Free check swings lmaooo

How ya got a batting average that begins with 1?

Let’s add bitch on the end

Happy 420 💨

I just want to know when there’s gonna be a weed fest

Sometimes the only reason you win is because the other team fucked up.

Manifesting my next blunt.

I’m married to someone who works in baseball and they asked me who Diaz is lol

Normally I would answer this question with.. bitch, maybe. But since you don’t know me, that would be rude. 😂

You got swept, bitch.

The Royals should just forfeit lol

Me & Yordana 🐩🔪

Lulzzzz

Loved his music, an intelligent man.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

I felt the same way. But before the deal was done, I made my own deal. At first he said he couldn’t haul it away, then I said I already have someone lined up who will haul it away. He took my deal & left with it in the back of his Suburban. 😅

I kinda laughed because this is some shit my dad would’ve done lol

Some guy came to my door today & asked if I wanted him to “take down” my dead tree for $60 “down to the stump” So I say yes, assuming he had a saw. I look outside & he has a rope tied around it & then floored his Suburban & pulled out the tree. 🥴

Word

Why were so many Royals players so fun to watch in the WBC & now this team with all of them together is jank?

🌪️ warning In Belton 🚨

I-70 is getting fucked up with flooding & turbulent winds right now. Stay safe, peeps.