Shorts three days ago, extra layers today. Whee!

Sigh.

That was doom and gloom, understandably. They did improve their starting pitching with Peralta. And Bo was a good pickup.
So as the season came in, there seemed to be a chance of the playoffs, if things broke right.

This, however... This is painful to watch. It's lifeless.

Before the season, I thought they would battle for fourth place. They missed the playoffs last season because of their pitching, and traded away half their offense whilst not improving their relief corps in the slightest.

This looks like a "30 Rock" movie trailer.

Besides being...horrifying?, this is the absolute bullseye of the AI grift. Take something that's free and has always been free -- faith -- and put a price tag on it. If you use any of these tools, you are a sucker, and are being suckered, and the people who make this slop are laughing at you.

Burn 'em!

Nolan McLean, 85mph Sweeper and 97mph Front Hip Sinker, Individual Pitches and Overlay.

Look at how far apart these pitches are...and where they end up. "Funneling"

Every time, whether I write it or say it.

a frame from the movie total recall where a character keeps repeating "two weeks"

WALK OFF WIN 🥇

#MetsWin | #LGM

I wish I could offer you something better. I wouldn't want to ask how many players we like agree with him.

RONNY WITH THE WALK OFF 👏

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Would you join the Mobile Infantry?

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Many, many good faces here, and they all tell the same story:

Jo Adell, the Angel in the outfield, has had himself one hell of a night.

Nolan McLean threw a pitch so wicked it made Gary Cohen sound like Curly.

Yes! Excellent call by your dad.
To be clear, I liked The Martian, but after I read it, I had a feeling I had just unknowingly read a YA novel.

The Yankees have two dynamic starters and two more due back from injury soon, the at-worst-second-best hitter alive, 33 straight winning seasons, and more money than God.

Their fanbase is the 9th-least optimistic in the sport.

Ridiculous entitled assholes, to a one.

Sincerely,
a Yankee fan

a man wearing glasses and a brown jacket has the words triples is best above him Alt: a man wearing glasses and a brown jacket has the words triples is best above him

Francisco Lindor still knows

Much like the elves, wizards, etc...

The books have a very sad, kind of fatalistic, view of the long arc of the future.

The gang is tackling the big finale! From physics-defying goats to the great were-worm mystery, we have some major gripes (and a few hot takes) on this epic conclusion. Watch out for the gold fever!

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#TheHobbit #Hobbit

3-RUN HOMER FOR ROBERT JR. 💥

My goodness.

Like the Kingda Ka roller-coaster!

Agreed. After that at-bat, I texted some friends to say that it looks like he may be happy he's out of Chicago.

BENGE GOES YARD 💥

Holy shit, Alvarez!

This is fun!

Gotta love it.