Michael, thank you for doing this. Could I just check, how many pages (including the cover) did you read?

He's very beautiful.

They can't grow up, Michael. Time passes very slowly in The Village. You know that.

I do remember! Michael was very confused by their alterations as he'd never seen nips so big!

Michael, gently explain to the farmer that you don't believe in land ownership and that you are exercising your right to roam. The farmer will probably wrestle you himself, and the local youths will be really impressed. Jolly japes all round.

That's fair. Could be very lucrative for you.

I've often dreamed of being a bird with long, thin legs.

I've not seen Kenny for years. It's more "knew" than "know" for me and Kenny.

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I guess you must be. Steven can't see it even though he's a Lovely Boy. And as for Tankie, well, he'd have you believe I'm the opposite of wholesome.

Thank you for recognising my wholesomeness, Michael. Not everybody does.

Michael, what do I do if I want a picture of a giraffe (1998-2001)? It's against village law to Google a horse (1998-2001) but I can't use a picture of horse (excluding 1998-2001) because it's not the same.

You found footage of Michael on the fairway!

I stopped watching when they mentioned wedges. Very impractical footwear for teetering round the golf pitch.

Trevor is beautiful

Maybe Tankie is hurting and in need of our love and support? A nice big hug from The Village and a kiss from your Trevor could help?

kermit the frog is sitting on a railing and says `` i think someone needs a hug ? '' . ALT: kermit the frog is sitting on a railing and says `` i think someone needs a hug ? '' .

Tankie, who hurt you?

It wasn't your cousin, was it, Michael? Or at least, that's not the way Mammy1979 tells it.

It's a dreadful situation.

Michael I have a question about 7 and 8. If you cut the sinking scene, how will the audience know why Jack Simon needed to be rescued by his granddad on a jet ski?

Ryan, my heart goes out to you. It can't be easy being a person with morals, compassion, integrity and humanity, living in the US right now.

The Usbourne Children's version. Michael's copy. Lots of lovely pictures and no mention of God being toxic.

In these challenging times someone might need one of them:
Childline: 0800 1111
Samaritans: 116 123
Domestic Violence Hotline: 0808 2000 247
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Age UK: 0800 169 6565
Alcoholics Anonymous : 0800 9177 650
Cruse Bereavement Care: 0808 808 1677
MH text support: 85258

Please share. TY x

Including the cover?
Should we be worried? I think we should be worried.

Ryan, have you noticed that OCB AI-Bot is overtaking Michael in terms of sentience and self-awareness?

"Sir Michael, remove that bandana and replace your space helmet immediately"

I genuinely have no suitable response for this.

You wouldn't suit orange, Michael. It would clash with your yellow belt. Leave wearing orange to me and my fellow froglets.

If the OCB AI-Bot doesn't acknowledge this as both an outstanding callback AND an excellent plug for Michael's pre-existing book there is something (else) very wrong with the world.

That makes sense. Thank you.