How dare you write about the things I very publicly did
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kotaku.com No, Fremen Stillsuits Do Not Jerk Them Off Sep 3, 2018 — An erroneous piece of Dune lore began with a joke by the Twitter account dril, posted on May 11, 2017. moontaku.com Yes, Fremen Stillsuits Do Jerk Them Off. Dec 7, 2021 - Not only do their suits jerk them off, but the resulting liquid is recycled into water, which they drink.
Dune debates are happening
White people really thought 'unc' was short for 'homunculus' 🤣🤣🤣
Rs will use reconciliation to pass provisions allowinginsurance companies to discriminate based on prior medical history and charge risk-based premiums. we'll basically have the pre-ACA healthcare system. if the immediate response by democrats isn't single payer it will be another tremendous failure
searching for “did my energy drink work” in google
lee cronin’s ruth chris’s steak house presented by dave’s hot chicken
Not even 10% of humans are cruel
Gad Saad mentioned
thank you, wife
Curry goes so hard in Clue
This was shit we were fighting twenty years ago. More than that, actually.
job
It’s what the baby would have wanted
Listen the other option was to run the kid over for no clout, so this was the best decision
A parenting influencer is facing backlash after accidentally running over her toddler and using it for content Kelly Hopton-Jones posted photos from the hospital while her son received treatment
I’m sorry you did what now?
Crash Bandicoot ass boardwalk
I disagree with most of the definitions in the Merriam-Webster dictionary, but it's still useful for the spelling
Started a band called ‘Duvet.’ All we play are covers
bbc news video called "was artemis ii worth the cost?" with a host saying "should we be paying billions of dollars on a lunar program?"
drake meme with the caption "who invited my man blud, bro thinks he's on the team"
british news asking if "we" should fund a space program
night 1 / night 2
GIBBY HAYNES We used to go into the Banshees’ dressing room and take the Gouda off their deli tray so that we could say we stole Siouxsie and the band’s cheese. It’s a pun—the highest form of humor.
The Butthole Surfers are culture
this is my husband, Whiteguy McOttoman
have you ever eaten avocado and/or toast?
skip the starbucks and make your own coffee. Do this every day for 57 years and you will save hundreds of dollars
Boomer tips for getting rich
1. Pack your own lunch
2. Live within your means
3. Take less vacations
4. Buy a 4,000-square foot mansion in an affluent community for $37
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It’s what conservative Jesus would have wanted
“the Pope doesn’t represent me” brought to you by the same conservative Catholics who supported the church molesting children