This cat wants to talk to me for a few minutes about diabeetus.

If you look up 'pasty white boy' in the dictionary, you'd find a picture of you.

Ain't got no floof

...feels like I picked either the best week to stop sniffing glue or the worst week.

Everyone

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Hugs are inevitable

fat ass with a WHAT now?

As clunky as it is, I feel strangely nostalgic for Macklemore's brand of cringe and goofiness. There's a sincerity to him that feels sorely missed.

Don't forget Matthew 27:46.

"And about the ninth hour, Jesus Cried out in a loud voice, saying "Cowabummer!""

If you need a phone for your elderly relative and you buy a Samsung but shove support duties onto someone else, just know that I fucking hate you

Printers are, always have been and always will be the absolute devil of electronics.

Hell is tech support with nothing but printer tickets.

This just in, Varoo can't count.

Inaccurate, the real Kojima would call him like Rich Goldman or something.

Since I've been really getting into poker the last few months...

Chat, should I?

Fop is magic

He passed last night, like 3 hours after this.

At least it was quick.

Just got told grandpa is gonna pass somewhere in the next few days.

Cried for about 15 seconds and then went on with what I was doing

Feels weird but hey, them's the breaks.

Be wary. There's a dumb bird going for that Rogue Squadron run.

Extremely linear, Vanille was annoying, Hope was whiny and annoying, Lightning was about as exciting as a glass of water, looks amazing but has no real depth/substance.

Why yes, my back does hurt, how do you know.

Never let it be said that my friends have shame

The Mobb Deep song? With one of the most iconic beats in music history?

WHY?!

Hey, man. Office ladies.

That's it.

It's going to be cooked regardless because what do you mean it's been 7 (almost 8) years since the announcement and we still have no new info.

No thoughts (except Magic)

Head empty (except chips)

When you want to play around with gender stereotypes but juuuuuuuuuuuuust a teeny tiny little bit

I really need to stop shuffling my entire music library because I keep going from stuff like the Beach Boys to Municipal Waste to Thomas Dolby to Shadow of Intent and Jamiroquai and I'm afraid I'm giving myself the weirdest whiplash.

Dragon Appreciation day so pats and snacks for @azzyderg.bsky.social.

It'll be a nice change of pace from what I usually give him.

Uncomfortable, uncompromising and astonishingly effective. Brimming with atmosphere, very pointed use of music and an absolute powerhouse of a performance by Jake Gyllenhaal.

Watch this. Period.

You mean the guy whose show had two very homoerotic hockey players is also showrunning the gay hockey show?

SHUT UP!

"We need to talk about the real issues."
"Such as?"
"The fact that, despite being a good boy, I don't get enough treats."

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