so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining

Duck yeah

Fucking vibes

Sat night vibes

When you’re right you’re right!

Idk man. To me, “I just wanted to be one of The Strokes” is one of the most vulnerable, yet hardest ways to start off an album.. That then goes in a completely different direction

#arcticmonkeys #tranquilitybasehotelandcasino #theirtaqueriagotta4outta5 #thatslikeunheardof

Was curious why BBL Drizzy and Kendrick were trending again…

Internet remains undefeated 🤣

BBQ Pringles remain the best Pringle of all time

I did not expect to open my socials to see that Elmo and Cheeto are fighting

But I think I’m for it…

The Dos Toros Quesadilla is the top most tiered quesadilla out of all quesadillas. Part burrito, part quesadilla, all flavor.

11/10. Every time.

The horrors persist, but so do I.

A pint of Guinness and Pokemon TCGp.

Could be the move.
#CBTM

There is a lot on fire in the world right now. And it’s these dark times that really test our fortitude.

That said, waking up in a world where the Chiefs did not 3-Peat is just a wonderful, wonderful thing. One part of this timeline that isn’t so bad!

Let this be a lesson that playing with witchcraft to further your goals, especially in sports, is going to lead to a bad time. #geauxbirdz

I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify.

The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips.

Good job, friends.

Paramore & Pokemon kinda ferry ride

#Threepeat #Chiefpeat #Whateveryouwannacallit

I mean … that’s… lol Jesus Christ this is just insane #ChiefsBills #GoBills #SkolBills #TheRefsLovePatrickMahomesAndArePaidOffFuckKansasCityCHEATS

SKOL BILLS 🙏

Yknow what, all in all, if I were on the Eagles. And I saw that bald eagle flying around and then an Air Force flyover start off the game? Yea i’d rush for 7 touchdowns too 🤣 Jesus lol

Can’t win a game with this many self inflicteds man 🫠

Knew it. Dammit!

I feel like watching Inglourious Basterds again…

Been awhile…

Fuck the bassline for Take The Power Back is just soooooooo slinky 👌👌👌

#ratm #BRINGTHATSHITIN

(This was not one of those posts)

I overthink 99% of my comments and 89% of my posts to the point they don’t get posted

“Some of those that work forces, are the same that burn crosses”

We would all do good to remember this.

It would be a shame if you downloaded this image and started posting it in MMA and gymbro groups.

Don’t post this in group chats with your buddies who “aren’t political”.

If I see this printed out and wheat pasted across Austin TX I’ll be very upset.