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Manchester Airport: Charges over fight with police caught on CCTV Two men have been charged in connection with an incident at Manchester Airport in July.

Two men have been charged over a fight with police at Manchester Airport during with an officer had their nose broken

The CPS said it had "concluded no charges should be brought against any officers"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

1 year ago 6 0 1 0
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a judge is pointing at her head while sitting in front of an american flag . ALT: a judge is pointing at her head while sitting in front of an american flag .

Driving north on M6

RTC on southbound carriageway

Approx 3.5 mile tailback, all 4 lanes at standstill

Near back of queue #Team999 slowly trying to weave through cos there's no hard shoulder any more

#DumbMotorways

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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Live updates: Suspect in healthcare CEO killing arrested after being spotted at McDonald's An employee called police in Pennsylvania who found the man with a firearm consistent with the murder weapon.

#McDonalds employee calls cops after noting customer matched person wanted for NY killing .. police arrive.. guy has multiple fake IDs, ghost gun, mask & documents suggesting motive .. I hope that employee is getting a raise ! πŸ‘
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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I mean I'm not going to point any fingers suggesting who might be behind the leak, but I hope #Cuthbert and #Aldi have a good alibi .... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1 year ago 7 1 0 0
Tour Dates - Jasper Carrott

For those of a certain age and who have a sense of humour ...

Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

You're welcome ....

highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...

1 year ago 2 2 0 0
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Red squirrels outnumbered by greys in Northumberland and Cumbria A survey shows red squirrel numbers are holding up but more sites are seeing the invasive greys.

This is very bad news and, as uncomfortable as it may be for some, if we don't want our red squirrels to become extinct, we need to increase measures to control greys ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

1 year ago 7 2 0 0

Just read BookFace post from my old force reporting a dunk driver appearing in court after hitting speeds of 140mph & going wrong way round roundabouts to try & evade cops .. call came from worried fast food restaurant staff .. the number of comments saying 'grass' πŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ€¬πŸ€¬πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

1 year ago 1 1 0 0
Tour Dates - Jasper Carrott

For those of a certain age and who have a sense of humour ...

Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

You're welcome ....

highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...

1 year ago 2 2 0 0
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Red squirrels outnumbered by greys in Northumberland and Cumbria A survey shows red squirrel numbers are holding up but more sites are seeing the invasive greys.

This is very bad news and, as uncomfortable as it may be for some, if we don't want our red squirrels to become extinct, we need to increase measures to control greys ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

1 year ago 7 2 0 0

That's what I thought.. is an a mini hifi we've been using for over a decade without issue but my head is now going eeek, change it !

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Someone will no doubt tell me these are very common .. but I've never seen one before .. interesting way to make an EU plug fit a UK socket .. 😱😱

1 year ago 3 0 2 0
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Parking fines: Woman faces Β£1,906 bill over five-minute payment rule Rosey Hudson paid for parking each time, but is being taken to court for Β£1,906 by Excel Parking.

Are you a lawyer / barrister that fancies taking a stand ?? .. I reckon this lady could do with a bit of professional help to stick these parking charges where the sun don't shine !!

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

1 year ago 2 1 0 0

Don't like him .. think it was a big mistake taking him on .. but that's just me πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

There were a fair few occasions over the years when I wasn't sure if something .. the answer was always to call the skipper or boss for advice or second opinion .. like hell would I ever trust an AI bot.. 😱😱

1 year ago 3 0 1 0
Andrea Bocelli & Brian May - Who Wants to live Forever .
Andrea Bocelli & Brian May - Who Wants to live Forever . YouTube video by Daniel Vicente

Wowsers ...
youtu.be/bD_c84faLws?...

1 year ago 4 1 1 0
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Staines: Police driver who hit cow cleared of wrongdoing The cow, named Beau Lucy, survived after it was struck by a police vehicle in Staines in June.

Police driver who hit cow cleared of wrongdoing

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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#MrsC has let me start helping in the new garden ..
"How far you going with that ?" she said ..
"Until I can get a new petrol hedge trimmer, as far as the extension cord will let me" I replied πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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BREAKING:
#MetPolice announce as part of their cost cutting measures they are to reduce the vehicle fleet by a quarter .. well the number of wheels at least .. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

1 year ago 2 0 1 0
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Morning y'all...

1 year ago 3 0 0 0
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True story ...

1 year ago 5 0 0 0
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a cartoon of a man saying that 's a rip-off netflix ALT: a cartoon of a man saying that 's a rip-off netflix

Said this before but one market that needs investigating is motor insurance ..

Just moved house, literally to other side of road.. same postcode, no risk increase, all changes done online so I did the work for them, no human interaction, yet cost me £105 for 3 'admin fees' 🀬🀬

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

That may or may not be the case (and my experience says the existing law is woefully poor) .. but either way, spiking is already illegal and nothing the current Government can do will make it more illegal .. he's playing fast and easy with victims to chase percentage points

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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Just to clarify for those who aren't aware, it already is a specific offence:

Section 24, Offences Against the Person Act 1861.

"Maliciously administering poison or noxious substance with intent to injure, aggrieve, or annoy any other person"

1 year ago 2 1 2 0
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Girl, 8, seriously injured in London shooting Girl, 8, seriously injured in London shooting

Girl, 8, seriously injured in London shooting

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

1 year ago 0 0 0 0
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Yup ... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Woman who was given suspended sentence after videoing herself setting husbands business on fire whilst singing 'Ring of Fire' ( shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11/0… ) has now been charged with his murder ...
westmercia.police.uk/news/west-mercβ€€
😱😱😱

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

We'll all have to see how it goes over time ... but certainly feels like the good old days at the moment πŸ‘πŸ‘

1 year ago 1 0 0 0

And that's the $64 million dollar question

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

Because ... No, I got nothing πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

1 year ago 0 0 1 0
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Telford road rage driver who stamped on policeman's head causing permanent hearing loss will serve no extra jail time A road rage driver who battered a policeman and left him with permanent hearing loss will serve no extra time behind bars.

Road rage driver, currently in jail for arson, who stamped on police officers head causing hearing loss after threatening them with baseball bat and punching him to the ground, will serve no extra jail time ... 😱😱
www.shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11...

1 year ago 1 0 3 0
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