Kids making the Metro announcements during Autism acceptance month 🥹

Hall of fame FT correction

Michaela @mimizima_ And Carly Rae Jepsen said "before you came into my life I missed you so bad" 15h Libriscent • @ libriscent When someone says "I love you" but Dostoevsky said: Apr 7 "I dreamed of you before I ever met you, and when I finally did, it was as if I had known you all my life"

CRJ is the Dostoevsky of pop music, as many have said

Radio Song OUT OF TIME R.E.M. The world is collapsing Around our ears I turned up the radio But I can't hear it

Shuffle knows what’s going on

If you’re an “author” who obviously uses AI for marketing and you follow me, you’re going on the list: bsky.app/profile/did:...

Fuck, space is so cool

😅

A variety of novelty, pro-Trump hot sauces with one “Dump Trump” one

Hot sauce politics

“Tap to pay”: you do what it says, perfectly understandable

“Contactless”: you literally have to contact the thing, what is wrong with you

The Ghosts of Al-Shifa Hospital Months into a supposed ceasefire in Gaza, doctors still have to smuggle in basic medical supplies—and treat new casualties of war.

I’ve been a journalist for 27 years. I’ve reported major stories about mass surveillance, torture, war, the military-industrial complex, police black sites, etc.

But this is the most important story I’ve ever had the horror/honor to work on. For it is a story about the current phase of a genocide.

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Real normal day on Twitter.com

"antisemitism-shaped" works as a term. It really does capture how conspiracy theories almost inevitably assume a form isomorphic to antisemitism, and from there sooner or later turn into pure antisemitism.

My body is a temple. It’s an ancient, crumbling ruin, haunted by ghosts of the past.

In the distant future, the bards will sing of how the gods punished the imperial capital with intense heat and bitter cold for the insolence of the mad king.

🤝

I like to start the day the way I’m going to end it: with ceaseless rumination and light indigestion

Going to my local coffee shop owned by a woman named Kathy, hoping no one recognizes that I softly hum Kate Bush “Wuthering Heights” every time I come.

Again, I know this isn’t a popular view, but turning AIPAC into this lurking bogeyman, treating it as the core villain of politics, the hidden hand behind all our woes, flies uncomfortably close to some far darker stuff.

The amount we’re talking about it.. just doesn’t make a ton of sense to me.

Capital Weather Gang @capitalweather • 10h Now that we've declared winter over, let's look back it! ... Some cool stats: * Coldest Dec-Feb since 2002-03; first time Dec, Jan, and Feb were all colder than normal since 2009-2010. * If no more snow falls, the total in DC of 10.6" would be 3.1" below normal. But snow was on the ground longer than normal because of combo of Snowcrete and cold. * Midwest Regional Climate Center rated it a "severe" winter on its scale, level 4 out of 5, mainly because of the cold and long-lasting snow cover.

"3.1" below normal" how fucking dare you D.C. Winter, why are you like this???

CC @capitalweather.bsky.social

Every evil dude in the Trump admin looks like they had a list of names in high school that would have gotten them sent to the counselors office.

There’s a very commonly enjoyed food that you hate—like strawberries or something.

Line graph showing aggregated change in credit scores 10 quarters before and 15 quarters after the legalization of online sports betting in the U.S. split by all states and then just legalized states. The trend in all states is flat while among states that legalized it’s nearly a 30 point drop. A truly shocking chart.

Absolutely wild chart from @data.ft.com on the impact of sports betting legalization and credit scores.

Better at messaging than Democrats: the Lays potato chip company.

Oh dear

I’m watching this on repeat. #OscarsonBlacksky

What do even have all these nukes for if we aren’t gonna use them?!

I missed this particular piece of lore, so, what now?

republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems