This is very good.

This would have been early-80s so possibly still legal, incredibly.

The Ballad of Wendy & Lisa

Mr (Major) McCunn. Geography lessons planned like high-stakes military campaigns. Corporal punishment for three handwriting errors.

Unqualified school teachers with PTSD from WWII

Absolutely shocked that an audience of people who would pay to attend a Matt Forde podcast recording featuring Shabana Mahmood turn out to be total cunts. www.instagram.com/reel/DXXknR8...

Shabana Mahmood swears at ‘white liberal’ hecklers over Reform remarks Home secretary accuses protesters of trying to ‘delegitimise’ concerns people have over immigration

I know that "just fuck off and join the Tories/Reform" is not a helpful thing to say, but honestly have no idea why she doesn't. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Predicting every London election result Plus: What's the tube strike ACTUALLY about?

It’s the most Bluesky thing that’s ever happened: Comment is Freed x London Centric local elections prediction collab just dropped. www.londoncentric.media/p/london-loc...

Tim Cook's legacy will be enshittifying Apple's software, abusing their market dominance, and then playing apologist to fascism.

Under his leadership they burned billions on a car that never drove, and the only major attempt at a new product during his tenure (the Apple Vision Pro) was a total dud.

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Can't remember who said it, but he always looks like the credits montage "where are they now?" photo of the worst person in a 70s frat comedy.

I checked this too.

*20 seconds* of Reform logo display.

*No other* party logo displayed.

In local election purdah.

This is not normal. At all.

Just look at the last 2 years and ask yourself if that's how a government that was elected with a 170+ majority should have been performing. Obviously not. Reform and the Greens are so beatable, but not by Starmer. Get rid. There's nothing else to say. We will lose with him in charge.

Don't like it even if they did. Makes everything a bit party political broadcast

This is real, on the I-Player 20/04/26, Breakfast News 6 minutes 20ish into the programme. This is enraging and hard to believe anyone thought this was impartial.

This is why they're letting him have the ballroom.

Wtf (if real)

Same college, same time as Burgon.

aaaaand someone asked it.

A Labour MP (not sure who it was. Blonde, glasses) has just asked this Epstein victim "question" word for word.

Quite exciting watching Parliament and seeing lots of cameos from stars you were sure had been killed off by the screenwriters in previous seasons - Burgon, Abbott, McVey, Davis, Duncan Smith.

She was kicking McSweeney as another way of kicking Starmer, but yes.

Emily Thornberry got this memo, ripped it into a thousand different pieces and wore it as a jacket

Thornberry hammering Keir in the head with a stiletto there. Lawyer-on-lawyer violence.

ASDA driver was a medical student. I think maybe it would be fine if medical students didn't have to have jobs.

House of Commons latest

Just going to ignore that anyone could have vetted Mandelson by either a) looking at him; b) reading his Wikipedia page?

Sky News making it look like Peter Mandelson is walking Rachel Reeves.