i have

sligh

@edhorrible.bsky.social @spookysleep.bsky.social i wish this were an exaggeration but i actual factual pulled this off

at lunch with some pals

college kid: hey are you looking for a relationship?
woman: oh i'm in one already
me: i'm boutta call you ps3
college kid: is it beca-
me: because you GOT NO GAME
woman: hahaha oh my GOD
college kid: wow fuck you

boop

i was just reminded that andrew dobson was a person and now wonder if i want to try my hand at being a cartoonist again

i'm like a year older than you!

tagging @edhorrible.bsky.social and @spookysleep.bsky.social for the most value

because the ps3 GOT NO GAME

why can't the ps3 get a date?

fuck me i'm a millennial and i watched 9/11 happen live. as in i was at home that day and my mom left the news on while i was in the living room.

even commander has been abandoned by wotc in favor of churning out slop

"Wotc is anti consumer." yes. when i posted this a month ago i didn't mean mtg. if/when i get into the production space again i'm not touching magic when there's [pick literally any other IP].

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gotta whack it once in a while

my ignorant ass had to check what iran spoke. either way don't die for israel. or at all.

makes me want a fistful of seroquel and klonopin

happy stupid fuckin internet is ruined day

Common medical condition that affects 40,000,000 people could exclude you from being drafted as major change to conscription announced A recent shift in U.S. military policies has sparked concern and curiosity about the potential for a new draft system.

@bobboeldrazo.bsky.social @pseudosoldier.bsky.social finally some good fucking news vt.co/news/us/medi...

As the last few hours of March end it's time for your yearly reminder. April Fools Day is awful. It's an excuse for unfunny people to act unfunny and tell unfunny jokes. If you're not funny the other 364.25 days of the year you're not funny on this one either. #AprilFoolsSucks

she could still get it

wow okay duel links fuck you too

therapist says i look healthier. guess that's what sobriety and a strict diet do to a person.

ur mum

the horrors persisted but so did i

gotem

i ate vegetables today and now my guts are loud

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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