if you start Before Sunset right now it will finish at 11:58pm, giving you a couple of minutes to stare at your disgusting reflection in the black TV screen

Fourth if you can count his episodes of the X Files

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

Why aren't we all just constantly talking about this show? #thenewsreader

The best thing to happen to me all year is Greenie Time IYKYK

I went to school on the North of Ireland and it’s infected them there too!

@channel4tv.bsky.social I am trying to escape reality by rewatching all 15 seasons of ER after being made redundant. Please mix up the Indeed ads. Love from the unwillingly unemployed

Starstruck! Krispy Kreme Lady in ER!

"It's not MSNBC anymore, Lemon. It's MS NOW. We bought the name off of a defunct multiple sclerosis awareness organization. It wasn't cheap, but we were able to save some money by selling Brian Williams to a Saudi prince who wanted to expand his harem."

Wild and virtuous! The latest interview subject on Faces of Virtue is Elsie Bette Bathory, but just what is this new business of hers, and what lurks in the bogland? Find out on the Crowley Time podcast feed and at crowleytime.com now! Thanks to @madamemeghen.bsky.social.

Why are we like this? I hate myself

It isn’t follow Friday but I’m on a Sidse binge again

Huge news for us Medieval torture enthusiasts

Tommy Tallarico's profile on Bluesky. He has 87 followers

Reskeet if you have more followers than Tommy Tallarico

I’d like to talk and also be best friends with whoever made Bloom & Rage: Lost Records

Is this SNL UK thing real?

If my house was burning down, I would save my rice cooker first

Non-US followers losing their shit over the cricket bat

America is saved. We can have good things again

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

I cannot deal. Good luck everyone. It’s been nice knowing ya

A shining beacon of hope in an otherwise desolate world

a group of people walking across a bridge in a forest ALT: a group of people walking across a bridge in a forest

Lost Records: Bloom and Rage blew me away. What a phenomenal game

This would just be the depressed leading the depressed

Best news I've had today

How I feel when I use Brave Browser

David Lynch gave us the language we needed to better articulate the indescribable strangeness of our shared reality. “Lynchian” is so overused because it’s a viscerally understandable word without any known synonyms. I can’t imagine a more beautiful artistic legacy than that.

This cast 😘👌