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For someone who said…

“Are you still talking about Jeffrey Epstein?”

Why is he still talking about the 2020 election?!

Asking for a friend

When you learned about the Iran hostage crisis, did they teach you this part?

In November 1979, during the crisis, Black hostages and women were released first.

Ruhollah Khomeini said they were oppressed in the United States and not part of the power structure, so they weren’t seen as spies.

Young, humpback whale launching itself into the sky: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...

BREAKING: 86% of all people support the release of the Epstein files, per WaPo poll.

“I can’t believe what you say because I see what you do.” — James Baldwin

A draft dodger is arresting war veterans for protesting his illegal war with Iran. Remember in November.

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Happy 89th Birthday George Takei!

George Takei, born on April 20, 1937, in Los Angeles, California, is an actor, activist, and social media phenomenon who has lived one of the most remarkable lives in American entertainment.

As a child, Takei and his family were forcibly relocated to Japanese...

Emails show Amazon colluding with other firms to raise prices, California authorities allege The previously redacted messages were unveiled as part of an antitrust battle with California attorney general Rob Bonta

Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online

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Suspect dead after 8 children killed, 2 women wounded in Louisiana shooting The suspect, who was the father of seven of the children, was killed after a vehicle chase, police said. The slain children were 3 to 11 years old, authorities said.

This "president" has said nothing-- NOTHING-- about eight kids killed in a mass shooting in Louisiana today. Ages range from 1 year to 14 years. Children.

And they rate not a single comment.

I detest that bucket of filth and the way he's lowered the bar for all.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

"Secretary Kennedy’s unlawful declaration harmed children,” the Judge wrote.

“This case highlights a leader’s unserious regard for the rule of law...

“Unserious leaders are unsafe."

www.advocate.com/politics/nat...

People keep saying I’m addicted to drinking brake fluid, but I can stop whenever I want.

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

"We stand by our reporting on Kash Patel, and we will vigorously defend The Atlantic and our journalists against this meritless lawsuit." - The Atlantic

The Atlantic: Kash Patel is a paranoid drunk

Kash: Imma sue you for $250 million

The Atlantic: Let’s dance, Googly Eyes

In 2022, SpaceX was charged with illegally firing workers who spoke out against Elon Musk.

Then, Elon Musk helped elect Donald Trump, and Trump's labor board dropped the charges.

Was this a political favor? I'm pressing for answers.

It's 4:20 on 4/20. Time for Happy Hour! (I thought I'd class myself the fuck up with pearls today). #Happy420 #LegalWeed4SC #LegalizeIt

Trump's labor secretary resigns amid investigation into misconduct Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, who was under internal investigation, is leaving her position. She becomes the third cabinet departure of President Trump's second term.

JUST IN:

Labor Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer, who was under internal investigation, is leaving her position. She becomes the third cabinet departure of President Trump's second term.

As I do every year on 4/20, I will be following the Jeopardy! interview segment tonight by saying “Dream blunt rotation. Now let’s get back into the Jeopardy! round.”

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Mass shooting rampage in Louisiana leaves eight children dead and others wounded Shreveport police say suspect Shamar Elkins, who was fatally shot, killed seven of his children and injured their mother in a ‘domestic violence incident’

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

An entire hillside in Sicily is covered in concrete. Below it lies a ‘modern Pompeii’ | CNN The Sicilian village of Gibellina was destroyed by an earthquake in 1968. Then an artist covered it in concrete to preserve the ruins for eternity.

While other Italian villages destroyed by a 1968 earthquake still stand in ruins, Gibellina is a town turned to stone.

Abecedarian - Definition, Meaning & Synonyms Say abecedarian and you will notice something peculiar — it sounds like a-b-c-d, and that’s not a coincidence. It means either a novice — a person just learning the ABCs of something — or it can descr...

www.vocabulary.com/dictionary/a...

I got Genius! How many words can you make with 7 letters?

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56 members of Congress retiring—mostly Republicans. Even they can’t stand the toxic mess they’ve created. Time to fill those seats with leaders who actually want to govern! 🏛️👋 #BlueWave2026 #FixCongress

A headline from Wired April 13th 2026, by Make a Kelly and David Gilbert 'Staunch Trump Supporters Are Now Asking if He’s the Antichrist The Iran war and a series of social media posts, including one depicting Trump as Jesus Christ, have some conservative commentators and fans suspecting the president may be the antichrist.'

These MAGA "Christians" amaze me. It has finally dawned on them: Trump MIGHT be the Antichrist!

If such a thing could ever exist, the signs have been there all along.

#Christofacist #Trump #AntiChrist #PopeLeo

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