my cat jazmine, a brown tabby, laying like a shrimp
there's a shrimp in my bed
my cat jazmine, a brown tabby, laying like a shrimp
there's a shrimp in my bed
attack more billionaires!! threaten more CEOs!!! they are pissing their starchy pants!
omg i found this at an amazon return store 🫣 works great tho
a video of the swamp through a mess of trees and foliage. the sun is peeking through
white person with gold glasses and brown hair posing on a wooden bridge wearing a camo print hat and a blue cutoff michael cera palin tshirt
walked around the swamp yesterday listening to wor$t girl in america, the birds were cranking it
sang what you own from rent with my friend and someone congratulated us with rats
i fucking love karaoke
Finally changed my tires and did my taxes everyone say yay danny youre so responsible and good at being an adult
elijah wood in a turtle neck giving aegyo
sat by the water and ate a fresh plum with my lover on a beautiful spring day
11am-7pm gotta be the worst shift of all time
SORA AI IS DEAD
THE FUTURE IS HUMAN
truly madly deeply obsessed with teena marie rn
if the baby changing station is open and u walk out the bathroom without a baby im just gonna assume u were doing coke
my queue from my current playlist immaterial - sophie smoke - caroline polachek noticed i cried - pinkpantheress all night - the dare midnight sun - zara larsson what i like - charli xcx fuck my computer - ninajirachi
ugh music is so good music is power music is wow i love music music speaks i love music ugh
its finally being mixed >:))))) and it sounds freaking great >:DDD
greg heffley smiling and leaving backwards out a door saying "i'm gonna look back in anger" as his parents look in horror yelling GREG NOOOOOOOO
redownloaded this app to say that i audibly laughed at this
spongebob big guy pants OKAY 💜
got a new laptop for schoolwork
me & my therapist love zohran mamdani
dehydrated. out of my lane. suffering. unmoisturized. Bothered
THANK YOU NEW YORK CITY
i knew bluesky would be poppin rn
New York City: for your own sake and the sake of the rest of America, PLS DONT FUMBLE ZOHRAN MAMDANI
Just woke up and did yoga #IMHEALED
Sending you so much support from South Carolina. You're giving the rest of America so much hope, we could only dream of mayors that care about our cities half as much as you care about NYC. Praying for your victory tomorrow please keep going Zohran!!!
Utterly disappointed at the news that your political staffers have been laid off. Have fun on the wrong side of history you fucking cowards
my favorite dish is probably a mug
waiting for the edible to hit before i watch the new dan and phil podcast episode so i can really absorb the tea and let that smug nostalgiac righteousness consume me
willie nelson weed strain
roll me up and smoke me when i die by willie nelson
you cant spell collaborative without Borat
An edit of an MLP meme. in the top panel Celestia has a smile drawn on and the text reads "We all LIKE you. Everypony fucking LIKES you." (the word "LIKE" is scribbled over the word hate) in the bottom panel twilight is looking up with her ears down with a huge grin edited over her frightened expression
how getting complimented by friends feels when ur OCD still has u partially convinced they all hate u