Bill O’Reilly, seen here moments after drinking from the false Grail,

Red Sox Make It To Toilet In Time, Do Not Shit Their Pants

Cool that Aroldis Chapman has apparently decided that he is Bad now. That's great.

"Rockies second baseman Brett Baty" is floating in the air

Why can't he embrace his spiritual destiny and just go be a Rockies utility infielder already

I am going to throw Isaiah Kiner-Falefa into the middle of the Pacific Ocean

Feels like a fair amount of the Red Sox being bad can be attributed to the frankly upsetting levels of Jovani Moran in the monitors so far

Arguably the two funniest names in baseball right now are Dillon Dingler and Dylan Beavers. This means something.

Gob Bluth trying to throw a letter into the ocean

Kash Patel trying to subpoena The Atlantic

Go birds

bodega kat i smoked every chinese cigarette so you don't have to (DO NOT DO IT) an asian woman with long pink hair holds a pack of chinese cigarettes in a youtube thumbnail

im in love w her

A dumpster with the word “BLUESKY” stenciled on it

Found where they store this site’s servers

On the plus side it turns out Ranger Suarez is not in fact a trash bag full of expired mayonnaise and old cans of tuna, so that's nice

Finally, the prophecy is coming true

I think Twins fans are at least postponing their suicidal ideation until the summer

So far this Red Sox team makes me want to cut my own head off and mail it to Siberia, or at least not watch them for a bit

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

An absolute hitting machine — 53 is far too young

José E. Feliciano, Kwanza Jones near deal to buy Padres for MLB-record $3.9 billion: Sources The San Diego Padres expected deal easily surpasses the $2.42 billion Steve Cohen paid for the New York Mets in 2020.

I appreciate The Athletic going with the photo that most makes Jose Feliciano look like a Bond villain www.nytimes.com/athletic/720...

The thought of Gene Hackman being forced to act alongside a puppet is going to carry me through at least the next 48 hours

Looking forward to the Mandalorian saying incredibly racist things about Rodians

learning that Israel is one of the main suppliers of the fluoride that gets added to our water supply is like the Super Bowl for conspiracy theorists

The New York Mets have lost eight games in a row because Zohran Mamdani did a Sharia law against billionaires

Maybe Bluesky can pull a reverse Allbirds and pivot to making shoes

"Hey who should we pick to pitch the first inning that will include a matchup with the best right-handed power hitter in MLB history"
"How about the lefty who throws at the top speed of a used Toyota Camry"

Man how exactly did the Angels think Brent Suter vs Aaron Judge was gonna go

Nope, they’re both Warios on defense

MJ Melendez is Juan Soto’s Wario

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