Hi, I'm your big-titty goth-boyfriend. Hope you're doing well!

this'll work out just fine i'm sure @sirnemo.bsky.social

lololol. excellent! may it backfire immensely. go hawks!

Tell them you are responsible and have no biases!

Ryon Healey on color commentary for the Mariners?? Who's next, Adam Lind?!

Sometimes I wish my son would run away lol.

(i'm just jking cause I know he's reading this lol. LOVE YA BRYSEN!)

A 4/20 classic!

Stoned as balls, and seated for The Drama

I HOPE you go search them on LinkedIn after

Took today off work to do nothing. Happy 420

Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.

I was gonna be Trashina

you did it!

Sounds like a win-win to me!!!

Which one sounds tastiest?

Over on my decade-old-meme-FB-page where this originated, Maxine chose correctly

YAY! GOMS

If the Mariners end up losing this... it's real bad vibes.

That bitch (complimentary) eats better than me!

You have no idea how hard I woulda whacked to this

The important questions! they are whatever youd prefer w/ breakfast

ALRIGHT FOLKS, WHICH ONE YOU GETTING RID OF??? ONE GOTTA GO!

I've been doing this show now for 8 years (somehow...!) and last night's show, was probably one of the Top 3 shows we've ever done!

Everything in the show went great, and Toki The Japanese Elvis is the most charismatic human I've ever shared a stage with!

The Phone Phreak himself wants YOU in attendance tonight at Jules Maes Saloon. 9:30 PM!

Jaki brazenly MOCKS Dan to his FACE in front of our guest @jordumb.bsky.social in this SHOCKING moment from Afterbirth bonus episode 166.

And if you enjoy hearing the sound of people talking, you can hear much more of it in this week’s episode!

Cmon Bluesky let’s get Jordan a billion dollars

Nobody needs or deserves a billion dollars… except me!

fire dan wilson!!

wtf was this shitty-ass baseball game????