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Posts by DVS

not falling for this again Gheorghe Muresan. u waited decades...u built this whole "comedy man" persona and crouched down waiting for just the right moment. but time has allowed me to get smarter as well...the grocer laughed at me in 2000 "theres no such thing as a very small soda". not this time...

1 month ago 3 0 0 0

its not up here? ill put it

3 months ago 2 0 1 0

i think about the hot orangie a lot of the time. they dont sell it by me, or else i could get more done

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
Hot97 tweet announcing The Kid Mero as the new host of the Hot97 Morning Show

Hot97 tweet announcing The Kid Mero as the new host of the Hot97 Morning Show

HADOUUUUKEN

3 months ago 30 1 0 3

the mans name was MC NEW YORK that gotta count for somethin

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

i only tried taunt and mochi milk but they bang...what else is good? people seem to fux wit xtramilk

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

mochi milk is sick

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
NEW GAME CALLED ANT MADNESS
NEW GAME CALLED ANT MADNESS YouTube video by GenXYZClips

youtube.com/shorts/7_YmC...

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

WHICH tv show kojak

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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consider the source tho also

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

mad like they work in advertising and the intro is a ant falling off a building but just that part is a cartoon for some reason

3 months ago 6 0 1 0

new food pyramid says u gotta eat mad ants every day. thats all it says.

3 months ago 194 37 6 0
Western decline, like its bloody ascent, produces anti aging panics. And while people might "yearn for woke" the growing beauty market portends concessions to the right wing.

Western decline, like its bloody ascent, produces anti aging panics. And while people might "yearn for woke" the growing beauty market portends concessions to the right wing.

ayeshaasiddiqi.substack.com/p/late-empir...

4 months ago 37 7 1 0

he was helping the water get OUT of the gate!

3 months ago 6 1 0 0

One of the best to ever do it

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HANUKKAH IS NOW ON COMPUTER

1 year ago 71 16 1 0

its the whole reason he even has a tray i feel like

3 months ago 7 0 0 0
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its Steve1989MRE

3 months ago 4 1 1 0

damn they aint even have opoponax then proly

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

yooo u remember the dude? he usta come on the train with a casio keyboard and kill it and throw his hat too and people would try to return it hed go "dont give it back till its FULL of money". that guy was the man

4 months ago 4 0 1 0

so after that when i was tryina figure out the name for the ancient god in charge of white people, the spelling was halfway there already

4 months ago 32 1 0 2

it aint really come from anywhere. closest was there was this dude round the way who usta be around the city goin "white people! gimme money!". he talked like half sammy davis junior half katherine hepburn tho, he was the man so i had been tryina spell how he hit it thru text...like "wyatt pipple"

4 months ago 31 0 3 0

who is...Senator Onkmeyer and his cronies? their tactics wont work this time

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

i told them that, they said "if it was true i woulda seen it on Paula Deen". i said i dont think shes on now. they said "still"

4 months ago 3 0 0 0
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a turkey that eats children is unsafe to have on the road tho, even for 1990

4 months ago 5 0 0 0

this Getty Images guy is goin places, look at that shot, hes got the juice

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
its a picture of the macy's day parade balloon of garfield from 2003, but with DVS' head pasted on it. or its a real photo of him flying and being garfield, whichever.

its a picture of the macy's day parade balloon of garfield from 2003, but with DVS' head pasted on it. or its a real photo of him flying and being garfield, whichever.

o hell yea they put me in the thing

4 months ago 121 5 3 0

its sad too cuz figuring out youre the Great Dragon manually is what MAKES u the Great Dragon. Billy's gonna fail the Trials of Wind now

4 months ago 33 0 0 0

they did it, but they did "Gemini Formation", which makes them all into a big ladder. real good in a mountain scenario, doesn't get votes at all tho

5 months ago 19 1 1 0
its the thing where lisa simpson is in a costume that Homer made her where she gotta be florida for a school thing where each kid gotta be a state, but he did it bad so it looks like shit? and it says "Floreda"? u know the one. its that but its cuomo. cuz he lost and said he'll move to florida if he did that. oh and also hes makin a face like a baby for some reason. i didnt mess with it, cuomo just be lookin mad weird sometimes. i didnt tell him to do that. see thats why he lost. and cuz he sucks.

its the thing where lisa simpson is in a costume that Homer made her where she gotta be florida for a school thing where each kid gotta be a state, but he did it bad so it looks like shit? and it says "Floreda"? u know the one. its that but its cuomo. cuz he lost and said he'll move to florida if he did that. oh and also hes makin a face like a baby for some reason. i didnt mess with it, cuomo just be lookin mad weird sometimes. i didnt tell him to do that. see thats why he lost. and cuz he sucks.

5 months ago 48 3 0 0