He didn't wanna touch him, his facial expressions were very telling.

Do. Your. Job. Chuck.

Hi, I don't understand why he was going to do book signings anyway. Doesn't he have a job to do? Shut down your signings forever, idc. I'm not buying your shitty book.

Why won't they just say what it was?

Forgetful Man Playing Fast And Loose With Free Trials OAK PARK, IL—Paying no mind to his forgetful nature and instead lending a fancy free, devil-may-care attitude toward his tendency to sign up for promotional offers, area man Ben Cameron was playing it fast and loose this week with his free trials for numerous subscription-based services. “Yeah, why not? I’ll try FUBI. It’s free for the […]

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Ya, before he made himself emperor. We don't need an emperor.

I do! Signed someone who has been on offroad trails. I sure would love to see them try.

New Evidence Suggests Humans Developed Written Language To Avoid Breaking Up In Person CHICAGO—Noting that early humans’ aversion to confrontation played a critical role in their evolution, a new study published Friday in the American Journal Of Archaeology concluded that written language was first developed to avoid breaking up in person. “According to our findings, early Mesopotamians created the first cuneiform tablets in 3200 BCE because they couldn’t […]

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I have to fly in March. Nervous.

He's so cute.

This is awesome! My mother hand dyes yarn for a living. Knitting/dying is so therapeutic for her.

I locked myself out and then I was like, nah, I'm not dealing with it.

I didn't even know this app had messaging until yesterday

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There's one in my small town that has it completely wrapped in an American Flag and Trump bs. Imagine already looking like an idiot and just adding more. This article is great.

We are being censored. The Guardian, BBC network, and Reuters are our friends.

Bro. I don't know what's wrong with my noggin, but this will probably end up looking cool.

I love driving in snow, but driving on ice can get bent.

In Michigan the weather fluctuates a lot in December, so on the warm days we get this creepy ass fog.

It's so weird when this happens! It happened about a month ago in my area.

👋 pipooooooo