a cartoon character is wearing a police uniform and covering his mouth with his hand Alt: a cartoon character (Brian the dog from Family Guy) is wearing a police uniform and covering his mouth with his hand after accidentally snorting coke into his nostril

Been on and off sick this weekend and decided to start Heated Rivalry

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It's days like this that make me wish I was successful back in '11 and '12

I was then asked if I was a fan and the cackle I released. It startled her 🤭

No ma'am!

NOT a fan, just unfortunately too online.

Well I got it IMMEDIATELY and couldn't help but giggle, but she did not. I had to then explain what these ppl are and why they have been not taking the news well.

Had to explain what gaylors are to one of the paraeducators today because of that one tweet of a gaylor on the yellow line of a train track who tagged tswi to get her to clarify her decision to get engaged or she'd jump and seeing that tswi untagged herself

Okay I am doing much better. Saved the grove, beat that hag which is where I stopped last time. And am about to go to some underground place?? I kinda got sidetracked on my way to the mountain area for the creche ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RIP Mr X-Toon. You did amazing things for the community 🙏😔

home is where the bidet is

Kroger and Groupon been real quiet since this dropped

My Baldur's Gate character. A high elf bard that is also a circle of stars druid.

So saving the grove as a druid is somewhat different than it was the last time I did it as a cleric.

3 (Glee Cast Version) by Glee Cast on Apple Music Song · 2012 · Duration 3:27

I didn't know glee covered this?!?!

Dare I choice Druid?? Or the drunk monk??

Kinda Pokémon'd out rn. Gonna put that down and pick up BG3 again. I haven't touched that since before the last patch so I know I'll have to start over again.

Model for Shiny Keldeo Ordinary Forme from Pokemon Home

Model for Shiny Keldeo Resolute Forme from Pokemon Home

I got a(nother) copy of #PokemonSword for cheap today and am going to play it to completion because when I got my type: null in #PokemonShield, I evolved it into sylvally before I put it into home and I want my ✨ keldeo goddamnit

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Valentine (What's It Gonna Be) by Rina Sawayama on Apple Music Song · 2018 · Duration 3:27

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DO NOT: FRET
DO: FROT

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Canned some cucumbers today

[youth pastor voice] you know who else was a socialist in his 30s?

Will not be able to do anything with it until tomorrow evening BUT

Queen of Genovia, Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldi (it's Anne Hathaway), laughing while riding the subway with a knife in hand

Well...that remains to be seen

Was I successful in preordering a Switch 2?

Did I happen to stop by GameStop on a whim and get in line in hopes of getting a switch 2 preordered? Yes.

Finally caught up to #DragRace #AllStars10 #RPDR #DragRaceAllStars

tall haired goofy looking twins doing two pics. on the left text says 'ai art" with a thumbs down and on the left text " supporting real artists' with thumbs up

if the da vinki twins can understand this then anybody should be able to get it

Fences by Paramore on Apple Music Song · 2007 · Duration 3:18

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Also hoping we get a Paramore lipsync soon