The Champ Is Here!

Find me another lover.

Hello Sir...This is Bobby Nato calling...

Dana looks like George The Animal Steele

I can see why he's so jealous of Obama's stair descending prowess.

George Boomer Scott is scooping balls out of the dirt at County Stadium.

Handsome Squidward got all of the chicks.

Denton has been with you for 40 years.

Surprised that Trump didn't boast about water pressure.

Ripley's Believe it or Not was part of that Venn Diagram of human oddities. We were all basically looking at print versions of a Barnum sideshow.

“They’re eating the dogs. They’re eating the cats.”

“The 2020 election was stolen.”

“January 6th was Nancy Pelosi’s fault.”

“She’s a domestic terrorist.”

“I’ll lower grocery prices on day one.”

“No new foreign entanglements.”

Lies. All lies.

In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.

I would like Twitter to have stronger border security.

The Little Rascals/Our Gang reruns planted The Barber of Seville in my head.

If memory serves, Michael had a nickel.

Your dreams were your ticket out.

If only we could monetize mocking the ridiculous nonsense spouted by Tommy Tubs every day.

Good get, Andrew. Thanks for all that you do.

I was more of a JM Gold guy.

Two weeks ago China was in grave economic danger! The very high Tariffs I set made it virtually impossible for China to TRADE into the United States marketplace which is, by far, number one in the World. We went, in effect, COLD TURKEY with China, and it was devastating for them. Many factories closed and there was, to put it mildly, “civil unrest.” I saw what was happening and didn’t like it, for them, not for us. I made a FAST DEAL with China in order to save them from what I thought was going to be a very bad situation, and I didn’t want to see that happen. Because of this deal, everything quickly stabilized and China got back to business as usual. Everybody was happy! That is the good news!!! The bad news is that China, perhaps not surprisingly to some, HAS TOTALLY VIOLATED ITS AGREEMENT WITH US. So much for being Mr. NICE GUY!

We are governed by a lunatic

Several gray shapes glued onto a colored-pencil card background

Commemorative Cybertruck trading card, constructed entirely out of poorly glued-together panels

Not a one of these is made in the USA

Can’t believe Twitter keeps crashing despite Elon hiring the best 19-year-old interns that racism has to offer

Vivek is literally an unelected federal bureaucrat.