*Bond uses a gadget to get free and knocks the villain into an industrial fryer*

"He's cooked."

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The GOP also has plenty of extremely wealthy, elite assholes. The 7 wealthiest members of Congress are Republicans. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

You can't blame everything on his dementia-riddled brain. He is, at his core, a sociopath and wants to kill and harm as many people as possible.

Every week I see a post like “well, Silicon Valley has built a dick-breaking machine. No matter how you feel about getting your dick broken, it’s our responsibility to integrate mechanical dick-breaking into our schools.”

Me to Outlook: "Open the Fuckin’ attachment, you crazy bastard, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."

(Trouble)shooting the shit.

"It's a fair and balanced approach that affects both sides equally. I can't understand who wouldn't be in favor of this."

The proposal was split evenly along party lines until Fetterman cast the tie-breaking vote to move forward.

That's why they invented inertia dampeners.

So all those complaints from conservatives about the dangers of remote learning during the early years of the COVID-19 pandemic were just more performative bullshit, huh?

If only these machines would eat shit slop and produce oil.

Now I’m surprised the U.S. doesn’t have a Big Mac equivalent.

Electric Boozaloo

PLEASE! Goddamnit! Hate this AI crap.

Using the Google AI search function makes me feel like Mr. Arnold trying to access the main program grid.

My Strategic Chili Reserve is running low. I need to go Strait to the Grocery Store to buy more ingredients.

Fortunately I have developed chili independence.

I stepped in a puddle of gasoline at the gas station this morning. Now the inside of my truck smells like gasoline. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

20% of world chili supply cut off with closure of Strait of Hormel

We also need Top Men to handle our priceless artifacts.

Vance had to get a pair to match his head.

Damn. That reminds me of that BLF podcast where one of the hosts was like "my husband is not an involved parent and has been treating me like garbage since our son was born. I am determined to have a second baby with him."

My kids do too. It's one of the only foods my 2-year-old daughter Anneli will enthusiastically pick up and eat.

Pizza for dinner from my perspective: I'm tired, don't have the energy to cook, mild failure as a parent for the day.

Pizza for dinner from my kids' perspective: Best night of the week!

There are people who think every aspect of humanity is a mistake that AI needs to correct, and they scare the hell out of me.