The American National Anthem (smoke weed everyday) YouTube video by Baked Goods

A joyous holiday to you and yours

youtu.be/HKDo-aX4XuI?...

From the animated trailer directed by POTTO Collective for "La Langue des Vipères", a graphic novel by Juliette Brocal, published today in France by Rue de Sèvres.
Full video >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=EH56...

BLUESKY IS A WEBSITE THAT TURNS (post by jay.bsky.team claiming that bluesky is made with AI) INTO (picture of bluesky not working)

lmao god damn it

one joke I think about almost literally every day is in Aqua Teen Hunger Force when Shake gets interrupted with porno mags in his room and yells ”don’t come in I’m wrapping Christmas presents”

Toad stands at his closet door, looking at his list. One more item crossed off! From "A List" In *Frog and Toad Together*

Toad took his clothes out of the closet and put them on. Then he crossed out: Get Dressed.

KIM KITSURAGI - “You need to get your shit together.”

YOU - “But I don't wanna get my shit together!”

KIM KITSURAGI - “Then the world will turn away from you, and leave you behind.”

The highest quality video of the moon was just released…
so beautiful

* Artemis II

painting of a three-headed capybara with a spiked collar on a warm-colored background

capyberus

HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison?
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale
HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin.
SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well

YOU - (Look at your wrist.) “It's apocalypse o' clock. Time to commence the Gloaming.”

Lucy, Andy, Truman and Hawk leaning in. Twin Peaks S01E03 - Zen or the Skill to Catch a Killer.

Twin Peaks: Lucy, Andy, Truman and Hawk leaning in.

I've translated the Tao Te Ching rap from A Chinese Ghost Story. And in this thread, I'm going to annotate every single line of lyrics, explaining all the jokes to you.

Let's speak some nonsense.

One of the drawings in the new fashion zine I'm putting together

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

KIM KITSURAGI - The lieutenant leans in confidentially. “You wouldn't be able to hear if he were wearing anal beads,” he whispers.

Toad questions Frog about the veracity of his ghost story, an animated look on his face. From "Shivers" In *Days with Frog and Toad*

“Frog,” asked Toad, “did this really happen?”

“Maybe it did, and maybe it didn’t,” said Frog.

Four figures with humanoid torsos and goatlike heads and legs. One is holding a smoking seed, the second is blowing on a large horn, the third is aiming a rifle, and the fourth is raising its fist and bellowing.

A hunched humanoid figure in purple robes. One arm and one leg, covered with bumps and black splotches, are visible. Its face is hidden by a hood except for one green eye with a misshapen pupil. A bright green substance drips from what is probably its mouth.

More Caves of Qud fan art. This time it's a bunch of goatfolk and a gyre wight of Agolgot

Matt Walsh I would kill every ape in the world to save one human, because humans are more important. This is a very simple concept, folks. @kthorjensen Replying to @MattWalshBlog would you suck every ape’s dick to save one human

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

san francisco residents keep an eye out for the new Crimson Waymo, the only driverless car that has been legally authorized to hunt down and run over the elderly

Please soothe your soul with this footage of an enraged muppet being treated at the wild muppet center.

Agent Cooper, face to face with a llama. Twin Peaks S01E05 - The One-Armed Man.

Twin Peaks: Agent Cooper, face to face with a llama.

Here's a few of my favorite Strip Law jokes:

When you're too drunk to stay at the club but your jam hits as you're walking out the door

Happy St Patrick’s Day to all of my Irish followers! To all of my non-Irish followers, I hope this is the worst day of your lives!