youre a screenwriter now. write a play's dialogue between 2 characters, peter and alison. alison is an evil villain who has captured Peter, a chess master, so that she can force Peter to explain chess to her. please write the script.

no idea but i like seeing your art on ig

get naked with a trans girl. idiot

i love u

oh you didn't think my joke was funny? that's no problem because the friends in my head think it was hilarious and they're all laughing at it and at you

:) hello

must have accidentally posted this when phone was in pocket

for some reason it is the funniest shit in the world to me

hello

the guards when they catch guy fawkes:

MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?

wtf they named a county after me and made it gay, let's freaking go

"hi how how are you?!"
"well the left wing govt who I've been on the side of my whole life abandoned me the moment I became a tranny, and the building-in-popularity opposition party is also a bunch of fascistic misogynistic racists... so yaknow, one of those days."

awesome mouse

yea all the bills he was pushing initially seemed really good, but now it's just pure appeasement

frankly embarrassing that i was defending this motherfucker a couple months ago

Exclusive: Anthropic warns fully AI employees are a year away Managing those AI identities will require companies to completely reassess their cybersecurity strategies.

I do wish it was better understood by now—especially by folks in the media—that these "warnings" from large AI corporations in fact function as "advertisements"

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Catgirls should be real

eep here is her girlfriend/wife
this is Ione, Queen of the Kingdom of Sunspire goodbye 🤲🤲🤲
a bunch of shading disappeared from the white parts so now I know I need to check my overlays before spending hours on them! yay! 😑

HAPPY EASTER GIRLSSS

huh

if waitress is the fem form of waiter, would walter white become waltress white if he transitioned

few things make me feel patriotic
but god damn do i love british terraced housing

ro in america with two faceless individuals

+2

parappa the rappa be like "nothing ever parappens"

omg she's me

STOP SAYING IT LOOKS LIKE A BUTTHOLE 😭😭😭

check out the lil duder he's just hangin out tucked in all cozy while i unpack

BREAKING: starmer doesn't give a fuck