Nice, nice.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

#jokes #dadjoke #funny

#report

Which one are you? #meme

Emdash looks cool from #cloudflare. Finally someone fixing (well, succeeding) #wordpress 🎉

blog.cloudflare.com/emdash-wordp...

Really really really? Right in front of my zig-a-zig ah? (pic of the spicegirls on a plate on the really right in front of my meme)

#jokes #dadjoke #funny #meme

And that’s why I won’t be continuing with my Apple One subscription. Byeee

Hello Mr Hornbill

THE SOLEX's #MyXboxStory Check out THE SOLEX's lifetime Xbox stats

Check out #MyXboxStory at @TrueAchievement www.trueachievements.com/my-xbox-stor...

@swfc.co.uk I’ve been trying to support by buying some bits from the online store but my card repeatedly fails. My details work everywhere else so it’s deffo not me. Halp!

A satellite runs Doom from orbit, using Ubuntu on Arm Ubuntu Summit: Ólafur Waage has an unusual take on "will it run Doom?"

Doom running in… space this time 📡

www.theregister.com/2025/10/28/d...

#WillItRunDoom

Why Signal’s post-quantum makeover is an amazing engineering achievement New design sets a high standard for post-quantum readiness.

The most secure messenger just got more secure. #Signal

arstechnica.com/security/202...

Love this

The UK's Online Safety Act is a licence for censorship – and the rest of the world is following suit | Taylor Lorenz From the US and Australia to France and Italy, those seeking to obliterate privacy and restrict content are on the move, says technology journalist Taylor Lorenz

Why do we fall for this shit? Who voted for this shit?

If you, like me, still struggle to not hanker on about "the old internet", you might still enjoy the (yep it's still going) free #b3ta weekly newsletter.

You can sign up for it here b3ta.com/subscribe/

ChatGPT Shared Links FAQ | OpenAI Help Center Generate a unique URL to be able share a link to one of your ChatGPT conversations

More here: help.openai.com/en/articles/...

There is a warning about “people with the link” but it doesn’t immediately say “everyone on Google” which is disappointing.

Good to know you can un-share chats, but as everyone knows, once it’s on the net, it’s on the net. Be careful out there.

Thousands of ChatGPT conversations are just a Google search away – make sure yours aren’t among them You don’t need prying eyes looking into your AI chats

Basically, stick to a default of using screenshots if you need to share anything directly from ChatGPT.

I bought a 7" single the other day called 'The Sounds Wasps Make' It sounded nothing like wasps, then I realised, I was playing the B side.

#jokes #dadjoke #funny #BeeHappy

'Hello human, nice to meet you'

UK may back down on demand for backdoor access to Apple users’ encrypted data Government sources say pressure from Washington, including JD Vance, could lead to Home Office climbdown, according to reports

It’s a mad mad world where JD Vance is the one taking sense. Why have we been stuck in Black Mirror since 2019?
Please can it end? FFS.

Why is everything by Microsoft at least a bit shit in some way? Like basic missing features or poor user experience or plain broken? It’s been like this for decades.

Get the location of the ISS using DNS I love DNS esoterica. Weird little things that you can shove in the global directory to be distributed around the world instantly(ish). Domain names, like www.example.com usually resolve to servers. ...

I dig this

Apple Containerization: lightweight Linux VMs for macOs : Swift-based containerization framework aims to improve performance and security

Apple are having a crack at containers 🚀

Fair enough!

Hey @asuswrt-merlin.net I would ask on the snb forum, but it looks like my account is disabled, but do you have any plans to support the TUF-BE6500 in Merlin any time soon? Just got one with the new internet and I forgot how inept the stock Asus firmware is 😅

Big fan of your work. Big thanks!

Note to self; write more waffle on here.

Happy to announce the joke API has reached V1.0.0!

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.

#dadjoke #cringe
syrsly.com/joke/dad

Lmao 🤣 savages