This guy paid me to tell you to go follow him. go follow him.

Picking through a bag of baby carrots and only eating the thin ones.

Yoooo, this is a documentary made just for people like me.

Kamala could have won if she had assassinated some CEOs.

Been going through tons of old games that I never played. Metroid Fusion is soo good, what the heck, I didn't know. The gameplay design, puzzles, and bosses are near perfection in their challenge and variety.

Love these so much

How has it been over a year since I posted on here?? Anyway, parents, how much gravy should I put in my two month old's formula to help her celebrate her first Thanksgiving?

Hmm, how to steal this idea for a future prompt.

Light gets too much credit for being the speed thing, why not call it a jump to gravity-speed or something equally fast.

If humans lived in space in some distant future, do you think the good nutritional technology and lack of gravity would make even the oldest people look like lanky children?

Nice one!

On behalf of 40 year old white guys named Robert, we would just like to formally condemn the latest mass shooting.

Based and toe-pilled

Love seeing the in progress shots.

Any time I'm running errands and catch a glimpse of American mainstream news: "Tragedy today in the middle-east as a flock of innocent Israeli bombs were savagely attacked and detonated by an evil barbaric Palestinian apartment complex."

Sounds fun, will look into it.

No, what's that one about?

Been thinking of an idea for a sci-fi story where mankind realizes that they exist in a much higher-dimensional universe and all of their ideas and science are useless because their primitive consciousness can only perceive of three dimensions and therefore only interact with three.

@sinix.bsky.social lol

The fact that being a billionaire isn't punishable by execution just shows how deeply insincere we are about our society. People have had all of their basic survival logic hollowed out of their bones by lifelong manipulation.

Tweet from a blue check dipshit saying “Within a decade we will have AI-generated on-demand movies, where viewers get to customize what they watch. Content will be endless and production cheap, yet require significant investment in infrastructure. Those with the better algorithms will dominate the streaming industry.”

i’m not exactly a connoisseur when it comes to film and literature, but it still blows my mind that these guys all conceive of art as just an updated set of jingling keys dangling in front of their moron faces

Lol, Rudy Giuliani was on Newsmax crying and Donald Trump is planning to throw him under the bus. American politics are wild.

I've never actually eaten at a white castle, worth it?

Who let you in here!

The only good beer is sour beer.

Climate solution: Learn to burrow. By digging into the ground we can reach areas of ground depth which are much cooler than the surface.

Absolutely pivotal movie for dads everywhere.

We instinctually have a disdain for our own laziness, but we like to project that hate onto others. It's the foundation of everyone's economic views, whether you're an observant person who sees apex laziness in the wealthiest, or a dipshit who sees it in the poor. It unifies us.

I think that a peanut butter container with a lid on both sides could really turn this whole country around.