Rectum? Damn near killed him!

I wonder if they realise just how annoying their media mouthpiece guy is…

I’m in shorts and a floral shirt! I drove to an appointment today with the top down and music blaring!

#VWFC on pace for an 8-goal game…

Pasty ginger sipping on a pint on a patio with blue sky and light clouds in the background.

Of all the days to take the afternoon off for a dentist appointment, this one doesn’t suck.

Washed my car for the first time in 2026, and had a late patio lunch…

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a man in a suit and tie is saying stay classy . Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying stay classy .

Real Madrid players angrily mobbing the referee after the final whistle (resulting in at least one additional red) is the sort of arrogant entitlement that makes me despise them so.

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Guess they made up for it with that sending off?

Holy fuck Bayern can’t buy a whistle from these referees…

I usually wake up about 10mins before my alarm goes off, it’s rare that it has to wake me up. Even then, I can hear it through my earplugs (I use a pair from Loop).

My vote is for ‘Apple Turnover’.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

SAME!

I’d want to see how they portrayed me…

Today’s tone deaf Instagram ad: a $14 million house. Totally a thing that a) I’m in the market for, and b) Someone buys off of Instagram.

Image from Twitter

Got a tattoo of my favourite Coldplay song.

Ooh, Portland with the late winner over LAFC…

A Whitecaps win today could put us into first, depending on how the SJ-SKC game goes.

I’d also love an answer to this… always waking up with at least one numb hand is getting old.

10-4 GOOD BUDDY OBLIGATORY BASEBALL SCORE JOKE, OVER AND OUT!

Best water slides in all of Tsawassen!

You’re welcome, Jays fans… I sat down at the pub at 0-4.

Since I’ve been watching, it’s gone to 9-4.

No, I’m not committing to watching every game.

I just remember that frying something in margarine instead of canola was considered the ‘rich’ version (like butter), despite them being practically the same thing.

As much as I benefit from capitalism as a banker, all it takes is another YouTube video outlining how simple things like geothermal cooling are banned in many places (despite centuries of demonstrated benefit) really makes me want to burn it all to the ground.

A spreadable, salty fat for my morning toast.
AKA what I grew up with.

Beyond that, absolutely useless for actual cooking…