It’s like if you don’t want to see all that try to play defense and stop him but seems like they can’t 🤷🏾‍♂️

Monaelo really had us doing the black power salutee pose when Sexy Soulann was playing at her concert I really loved it ✊🏾🔥

Soon as I said no I’m a weird nigga like how do I keep running in to these types 🤣

Why every time you say no to a shawty that’s begging they call you weird and all times of names 🤣

What you gone do for these Usher and Chris Brown Tickets, shawty! 😏

Like damn we didn’t get to the date first 😭

Shawty really asked me what I was doing on Wednesday just for her to beg for me to trick on her ???

I say this from experience cause I had two women tell me this but later ended up pregnant by a ain’t shit ass nigga so I just laughed and moved on when they came back tryna talk to me

I don’t believe in “apply pressure” because if they actually wanted you back, they wouldn’t make you “apply pressure”

I hate when people hold their phones to close to their face It be bothering the hell out like you keep on you gone go blind

Multiple kids before 25 is crazy like slow down!

Yall must not want me to be seen cause yall saying nothing 😂

I got my haircut, where should I go be a whore and be seen at?

Yall need to use Chime and Cash App as a main bank? Couldn’t be me 🤣🫵🏾

I don’t understand collection agencies cause they buy debt that someone already isn’t paying, now they think they going to pay??

Imagine applying for a job
then not picking up calls from random numbers 😭

If I suggest something for the date and she goes “that’s my kind of thing but thanks anyway” I should just drop her and move on right?

They took “throw it in the bag” remix ft drake off Spotify 😭

27 years old is too serious of an age for me and please let me make it out the club

Birthday 🥳

Niggas think they Michael Jackson with all them rhinestones on they clothes

And I’m not even mad about the money, it’s the principle of us being cool for years, now of all sudden when I see you outside and say hey, now all of sudden, you acting like I’m bothering you or don’t acknowledge my presence

This girl been acting weird towards me ever since she owe me money for her birthday pictures 😂

Is being told “you pretty like a transgender” a compliment to you be honest

New Yorkers that move down south and complain about everything are so annoying like just take the train/bus back then!

My HG wanted me to drive her car to the after hours spot and she turnt why I reach out my hand and she gone give me a high five and I said “no dumbass the keys” 😂

When I had dreadlocks

does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with

a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo with the words would n't let that happen to me though ALT: a cartoon of a man in a tuxedo with the words would n't let that happen to me though

Not gonna happen it’s already happened to you tho 😂

Hope you develop allergies over time. Have a bad day! ☺️