Yes, I like to find my friends on Reddit and then I go look at their posts and comments to upvote them if they were right.

I find it hilarious that because I'm a nosy stalker-ish creature, I know what a buddy's ass looks like with a dildo in it and yet I don't know his face : I looked up his usernames on Reddit, out of curiosity xD

... yes you can, especially if the other ones look like that too.

lol I'm not even going to wait : I couldn't avoid having multiple sclerosis but you can avoid developing cancer or some equally bad shit, just by letting Sleepy buy you a new pan, do it or you hate me.

You know why I'm repsonding from this account. Accept the help or I'm playing the card.

you're so very welcome and thank *you* for writing this!

Momooooo, the cake looks super appetizing but those thighs are the ones making me do the horny grip !

Tits of a fat person. Left one is way smaller than the right one and it has a vand of sunlight shining on it. The pictur cuts off at the chin of the person and the edge of their grey basic cotton panties.

Since I have reactivated this account, yknow what?
It's titties time, because I find this pic funny and visually interesting enough.

Living up to my name and soaking up the sun like a little cold-blooded thing.

Silly you, making people work for it xD

via*, even.
Solera, you wrote something extremely hot and my friend did it justice, I think. It came (hehe) some time ago, but I remembered it just now, so I'm advertising it : go listen to it and praise the people who made it possible for you to do so!

FOUND IT! So, I'm talking about electro-etching over on main and @primalmanbeast.bsky.social has been hearting those posts and telling me to be safe (which I am!). Now I'm talking about volts and vi word/theme associations, I got reminded of his performance as Eddie Date Everything. WHICH WAS HOT

huehuehuehue

Momo, your name should be Galatea because I swear, you're a Greek statue brought to life 😭

Picture taken from above and slightly over the shoulder of a fat naked person sitting in bed. They have strech marks on their hips and dot-like scars on their shoulder.

Badass bitches take naps, or so I've heard.

And now I have a bed and I put it in juuuust the right place to get warmed by the sun when I nap. Adding to that, naked naps are obviously the best naps.

Yeah, I like this picture. I like my stretchmarks and the scars from dermatillomania are... neutral

Yes, this is a good placement for my bed : end of afternoon nap soaking up some sunlight sounds excellent.
#MonochromeMonday

Am I going to stop? Nah

I got gifted a random sub to this streamer :') I scrubbed through the VOD to see when that happened and thankfully, he wasn't up yet. I know there's chances of being gifted subs to truly random streamers, but that guy is French, it makes the odds smaller :')

(I have reasons to be worried but I don't want to be too overbearing, he knows I'm here for him and my anxieties are mine to deal with, the light stalking helps)

Thing is, I sometimes do it from my phone, so I register as a viewer.

Chat, I might have yearned too close to the sun. (Okay, and lightly stalked)

The object of my one-sided affections watches every stream of one streamer. I like to watch the stream or the VODs on the days where I'm not particularly chatty and don't want to bother him just to see he's alive

It's been half a day and I'm still giggling thinking about the "yearn and run" I did in @vampva666.bsky.social 's stream, I'm extremely pleased with myself for calling it that xD

important PSA if you're planning to draw some bodacious babes

But uuuuugh, I need my brain to focus T_T
(And for that, I need to eat and rest properly, and my stoopid brain has decided I'm not allowed to do that)

I have the idea, I have located a mic that won't cost me an arm (maybe just a finger, needs to be budgeted but doable), I guess now all I need to do is write the script. SFW, I don't really feel like doing NSFW. Maybe something with a bit of teasing, but I want the vibe to be intimacy over horny

And yes Page, I know I DM'd you all that already, but I need to subject more people to my angst! And it feels good to write to the void.

And like, at the end of the day, we're friends, and it's what friends do, the hurt is mostly on me. And well, c'est la vie.

elmo from sesame street says " i 'm an idiot " on a brown background ALT: elmo from sesame street says " i 'm an idiot " on a brown background

Will I keep letting myself be used as an emotional security blanket?

a man in a tie says " i 'm gonna die alone " to a woman ALT: a man in a tie says " i 'm gonna die alone " to a woman

When he says in a twitch chat that he's playing a videogame with his crush and I'm not playing anything currently :

I'm so sorry for your losses 🫂 I'm not really good at grieving, but I guess for now, time is really the only thing that can help, just because you need to let the idea sink in, loss is so enormous a thing... Again, all my condolences 🫂

I literally have a list widget on my phone's home screen so I can write down recommendations :')

(I haven't watched a lot of those yet)