Original tweesters Heavenly at the Black Cat in DC last night.

Cue “All the Things She Said.”

Pace Picante "New York City!!" Commercial from 1993 YouTube video by The Dead Media Group

I’ve been thinking about this ad way too much for the past… oh, let’s say, decade or so. Can’t help but wonder if these cowboys would’ve had the same murderous standard for elected leaders as they do for processed sauces.

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We Can Get Together YouTube video by The Hold Steady - Topic

2:10

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"I closed my eyes as hard as I could before that, and I’m thankful that nothing really bad happened, but it could’ve been way worse.” - Isabelle Sinibaldi, a girl from the bus.

Not gonna stop for no train.

Shit, I was hoping to get some more mileage out of this sign.

Oh well.

Fall 2 The Bottom
Fall N2 the Gap
FaII (those two L’s are supposed to be two i’s for the Roman numeral two.)

I like to imagine that he and Eli Wallach had a competition going when they shot The Sentinel—who could rock the most ridiculous necktie. Pretty sure it ended in a draw.

No kings. No stains either.

I wear this crown of shit / upon my liar’s chair / full of broken thoughts / it’s five o’clock somewhere

Tales from Algorithmic Oceans

Tremours at that Baltimore Soundstage last night. (That’s Tremours with a U. Not to be confused with the movie starring Kevin Bacoun.)

Gary Numan (that’s Numan with a U) at the Baltimore Soundstage.

Caught this in the theater my senior year of high school right around the same time Seven (or is it pronounced 7even?) came out, which I caught a week or two later. Launched Edward Norton’s career, and I don’t even think he remembers this one.

Massacre at Central High (1976) - R-Rated Theatrical Trailer YouTube video by Synapse Films

RiP Robert Carradine, who appeared in this incredibly seventies oddity.
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Mystery Train Elvis Ghost Story Scene YouTube video by Hillko

RIP Tom Noonan, a sometime writer, sometime director, and all-time great That Guy.
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Jesse Jackson’s - Wattstax Music Festival Opening Speech (1972) YouTube video by Nightloop

Rest in power, Rev.

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Brewster Mccloud - Original Theatrical Trailer YouTube video by Warner Bros. Rewind

RIP Bud Cort, who played Harold and Edgar the Computer and the bond company stooge and that asshole diner manager. He also shared God honors with Alanis Morissette. Oh, and he played the title role in Altman’s underseen/underappreciated slice of anything goes cinema.

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So… he didn’t watch the Kid Rock thing then?

Monologue: Catherine O'Hara Tells a Scary Story - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

Catherine O’Hara performed one of my all time favorite SNL monologues. Good god, what a loss.
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If I told you there’s a scene of her performing a violin concerto, would you believe me?

Has anyone in the history of the Gregorian calendar ever said anything to the effect of “Fuck yeah, January — greatest month ever” and sincerely mean it?

RIP Sly Dunbar, who follows his production partner Robbie Shakespeare.

RIP Uncle Floyd, an absolute Jersey legend. Looking forward to visiting the rest stop they’ll name for him.

To be fair, sex dolls are terrible cooks.

Veruca, sweetheart…

Okay, but what if there was protestor with a pair of bongos to slap while an agent slips on a patch of ice? And one to play some sad trombone for when he lands on his ass? Would it be funny then?

I wonder if she rubbed off all the Fisher Price markings before she gave it to him. Not that he’d be able to tell or anything.