This is an abusive relationship.

We should have set that pile of cash on fire instead.

So our special teams coach was with Fresno State until 2019 you say? #consipracy #GoBeavs

Are there even any regular ppl left on Tw@tter?

You know… for later on when we get within one score and take the lead instead of the tie. Oh, wait…

I’ve watched a lot of epic games in Parker/Reser, and a lot of shitty performances too. This is squarely in the latter camp.

Don’t let him get on the Corvallis Transit bus.

Oh it’s telling alright.

Which more accurately explains why the crowd can’t ever seem to execute coordinated stadium colors in Reser?

A) “It’s not that I’m lazy, it’s that I just don’t care.”
B) “What’s worth doing is worth doing for money.”
C) “Brawndo has what the plants crave. It has electrolytes.”
D) All of the above

Gooooooo BEAVS!

“Oh no, the leopards are my face! They were only supposed to eat that guy’s face!”

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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

Guess which is going wind up killing more Americans.

If you click your heels three times and really, really believe it, it becomes truth-ier.

"WE'VE ARRANGED A society based on science and technology, in which nobody understands anything about science technology. And this combustible mixture of ignorance and power, sooner or later, is going to blow up in our faces. Who is running the science and technology in a democracy if the people don't know anything about it?" "Science is more than a body of knowledge, it's a way of thinking. A way of skeptically interrogating the universe with a fine understanding of human fallibility. If we are not able to ask skeptical questions, to interrogate those who tell us that something is true, to be skeptical of those in authority, then we're up for grabs for the next charlatan, political or religious, who comes ambling along."

I think a lot about what Carl Sagan said in one of his final interviews.

If the ages matched up I’d think that was my ex.

Cmon Beavs. Let’s get this one.

I’d like to thank the COVID years and fElon for tanking Twitter as, even though I’m sad @beaverbaseball.osubeavers.com lost the series against the Yucks, it’s just a game and life goes on.

Well, the CW just decided to sh!t the bed

Astros fan says he ripped ball from Mike Trout's glove to protect child: 'It was coming at my son's face' — The Athletic HOUSTON — An Astros fan was relocated to different seats after ripping a baseball out of Mike Trout’s glove on a foul ball that went into the first row of the right-field seats.

lol, was your kid’s face on the rail? Um, no. Just admit you’re a dipshit.

a man in a red jacket is riding a bike down a street with a makeagif.com link in the corner ALT: a man in a red jacket is riding a bike down a street with a makeagif.com link in the corner

Fortunately it’s just a quick bike ride away.

I’m weighing whether the risk of the IRS not having enough workers to enforce a nonpayment is worth it. But I don’t earn $1mil a year so I probably still end up in a Central American prison.

Ahhh. I mean I grew up in So. Oregon rural and yeah I think the most exotic lettuce I had at that point was romaine.

Wait, iceberg with mayo as a salad? My parents were into making their own granola, organic cooking class, canning, etc. That inevitably lead to my consumption of any junk food I could get my hands on later in life.

Maybe they need to admit to themselves what they were actually voting for…

Establishing the President's Make America Healthy Again Commission By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1.

This commission statement refers to people with Autism, ADHD, asthma, auto-immune disease, and chronic illness as a “dire threat to the American people and our way of life”.

This is a manifesto against disability.

This is the language of eugenics.

It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out.

They gut the FAA.
Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted.
Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.

Responsible for adding to the housing affordability crisis and now just a basic douche.