Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before

Disney Promises ‘Star Wars’ Fans A New Era Of Blind Stabs At What They Seemed To Like Before theonion.com/disney-promises-star-war...

Kash Patel will be thrilled

College Where Charlie Kirk Was Killed Revokes Graduation Speaker’s Invite

Utah Valley University, the school where Charlie Kirk was killed, invited best-selling Sharon McMahon to be their keynote commencement speaker. They were thrilled that she accepted. And then they found out that she had made the fatal error of being honest about who Charlie Kirk was.

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it’s victover

If not confirmed your keeping the Pedophiles investment vehicles????

See how that sounds?

BREAKING: Donald Trump just boosted Democrats’ chances of taking the House.

He said the quiet part out loud, “fair elections” means he loses power.

That’s not a warning, that’s a confession.

Jesus Christ is some connection to Jeffrey Epstein like a minimum requirement to be part of this administration?

Issa good question.

@cloverjag.bsky.social?

one of the reasons the 1918 flu spread so quickly was that it tore through overcrowded army camps during WWI. But i'm sure this will be fine

It is now

lol

Arsenal fans that are also Dolphins fans:

If Republicans didn’t want to be disenfranchised by gerrymandering then they shouldn’t have gutted the VRA & 15th Amendment

KNICKS 😂

Exclusive: ICE Glasses Homeland Security is making “smart glasses” to collect intelligence inside the U.S.

🚨 ICE Glasses are coming - specialized smart glasses designed by and for the Department of Homeland Security, documents reveal:
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The fan behind coach Finch understands it.

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

The Detroit Pistons joined Twitter in October 2008

And they haven’t won a home playoff game ever since

With how many rings? Lol

Both parties support companies over people

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A block and a half away from the German joint

No Uber, but this Chili cheese slaw dawg plus fried onions will help get me home!

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Hegseth: Booze
Patel: Booze
Graham: Booze, Cock
Don Jr. : Coke
RFK Jr. : Toilet heroin
Trump: McDonald's
Cruz: Cowardice
Vance: Furniture
Rubio: Coke, Booze, Cowardice