We didn't deserve this day.

I understand why people are losing faith in electoral politics but one thing I think people forget is that voting fucking rules. Getting that big piece of paper (so long!), filling in those little bubbles, feeding the hungry machine and watching the number go up. Free sticker!

My first thought until I got to “play” was the Ayn Rand book

The lurkers stand with the reply guys. You won’t see us, we’ll be over here though.

New over here so introducing myself with some commentary on Artemis II!

JERRY: She's a ten! But the mole…
ELAINE: That's it? A mole??
JERRY: A ten can't have a mole!
GEORGE: A nine…? A nine could have a mole…
[Maya Angelou enters, applause]
MAYA ANGELOU: See to the slickness of your floor, Jerome. Easily I could slip coming through the door as swiftly as I've just done.

I really appreciated this video by Kihana Wilson (who is not on Bluesky, alas) about the mixed feelings of #Artemis II. Follow her on Instagram (www.instagram.com/the_astro_st...) if you're over there!

Which is ironic considering us talls are CLOSER to space on a daily basis

If that guy teleported into a waffle house we would have seen it on a tiktok when the employees teleported his ass back out of there

i'm glad i'm not a lawyer so i don't have to pretend banning child torture and speech are in any way related

Mine has defaults to 8 amps but you can tell it to do 12 at certain locations.

12.7M acres of solar is is about 82% of the solar required to decarbonize the US in the Net Zero America E+ scenario (there's wind and existing nuclear and stuff in there too, but that's the solar portion).

Or we can have 5% of our gasoline displaced.

Oh no is there a new emoji I don’t have yet???

If you think about it, we’re really just harnessing a whole bunch of solar energy that was captured millions of years ago so it’s even better!

Considering trading my odyssey for a used ID Buzz. Deals on those are pretty great. There are a lot of non-powertrain-related trade-offs that we have to figure out if we can deal with though.

Limited time? I’ll cum in your drink whenever

Is this a sci fi power wash simulator with a story? If so, count me in

May your rights to participate as a full citizen in society never be put to a vote.

Eh they’re all keratin

The news

In Florida, 4th grade was all about the state and there was a big class field trip to St Augustine. My family was poor and we couldn’t afford to go. My teacher offered to pay for me but my mom said “thats ok we’ll go visit Uncle Frankie in the summer”. That never happened.

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

*yet

😫😫😫 I need to pay more attention!

My hunch is that it’s affected by the screenshot and maybe bluesky compression. That’s as obvious as like a 0.0050

DC????????????????????

Was this one the first appearance of Deogie?

So you’re saying that you hate smoothies AND ice cream soup??????

I’m so jealous 😫😩 I love Beverly so much! I went to Atlanta last year and hoped to go to the world of coke to get some but didn’t end up having enough time.

Message to men: you can date/marry way, way above your league if you will just fucking learn to cook and do some laundry, please stop hitting yourself in the face with hammers or "optimising" things and try vacuumcleanermaxxing instead...