If you were to ask me on the right day I might call this my favorite album

I can’t believe I’m seeing them live next month.

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

Only heard about them from the Roy del Espacio kickstarter. They seem to be putting out some interesting stuff.

It’s worth watching through to End of Evangelion. One of the most insane animated films I’ve ever seen.

Saving you all the trouble, they use a gun

Triples is best

(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, Charlie Brown

#SQUADGOALS

the fact that he’s using it for propaganda makes me regret ever painting this

Why is she dressed as Watto

Is he bringing Epstein back from the dead

Underrated episode imo

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 2, Episode 17

My favorite band named after semen

I gotta admit you would look cool with a goiter, though.

Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”

Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!

Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.

Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

Reading this disclaimer thinking, “Boy, Disney really fucked up Star Wars, didn’t they.”

Nothing, just beating my shit until the radiation dust takes me out

One thing I just can’t get enough of: mentioning an email attachment and then forgetting to attach the file. It’s a real passion of mine.

You underestimate the ignorance and/or stupidity of the average American.

That was otherworldly. My first time seeing them live. Got Chippendale to sign a piece of drumstick he threw my way after clowning my Fiery Furnaces shirt mid set.

Hey don’t diss latex Luke

Hey, I’m in this skeet! Pleasure chatting with you for a very very brief moment.

Qualifications: Formerly owned by Seth Green