It's not smoke. It's like, some other shit.
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You belong here @kylebrandtsky.bsky.social
I am no longer under embargo. #AnimalFarm consequence.net/2026/04/anim...
Ghost tattoo from SLUDGE LIFE
Hell yeah hell yeah
Hell yeah I'm on the AI hater list 🥰
Love you friend
🌊 (1/2)
Hey man, we cool? I just noticed that when I look at you the reticle turns red.
Elcor from Mass Effect
I wish all flirting attempts started with them saying -flirting-, this is useful
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."
Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
Well rehire him immediately!
Gorgeous piece 💜
Pre-orders are up now for the Fourth Strike Song Jam For Good 2025! The album officially comes out on 04/17/26 Proceeds from (the rest of) April, May, and June will be going towards Trans Lifeline ( translifeline.org )
fourth-strike.bandcamp.com/album/fourth...
Oh that sucks, sorry you're having to deal with that nonsense :(
Need to work on this
I loved this one when I played it back in the day, can't say if it holds up but I remember it really fondly 😌
Page one: text on black background, “WAKE UP!”. Eyes open, a baby sea turtle with an eggshell helmet says, “you need to wake up!”
Page 2: helmet turtle says to a green baby sea turtle, who is waking up out off his egg, “we need to get moving.” CRASH! A cormorant breaks through the ceiling of their nest hole. Helmet turtle says MOVE!
Page 3: “when you’re out there, beeline to the water. Don’t stop. Don’t be a hero. Godspeed.” The helmet turtle kicks baby green turtle out the hole off a cliff onto the beach below.
Page 4: baby green turtle lands on the sand. The distance between him and the water is quite large. Another baby sea turtle is being devoured by a seagull and is screaming for help.
I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
I got banned from twitter in 2023 for this drawing. They called it "violent speech". It had over 40K likes and too many comments for me to read before my ban, but I still see it floating around here and there. Save a copy, and use it freely. No attribution needed. Love u
#transdayofvisibility #tdov
screenshot of google doc that says the following: Trans Metal Comp; Hi!! We're putting together a compilation album comprised of metal tracks composed by trans musicians and are currently seeking submissions! The album will be released on Bandcamp on June 26th and all sales will go directly towards individual trans folks' fundraising campaigns. We had initially planned on donating to an organization, but the fact of the matter is that right now, trans people need money, and the best way to help is by giving directly. We will be as transparent as possible with where the money goes and boost who we can. If that sounds good to you, read the guidelines below and come headbang along with us! \m/ ALL subgenres of metal permitted. Power metal, deathcore, crossover thrash; as long as it's some flavor of metal or has clear metal crossover influence to it, we'll likely accept it. Whether or not specific submissions are accepted is at the sole discretion of the organizers. If we end up not using your work for any reason, don't feel discouraged! It likely just didn't fit the vibe we're going for. NO tracks made with or containing anything regurgitated by "generative" AI NO Nazi shit. If you're trans and also a Nazi for some fuckass reason, look elsewhere. And get your damn life together. NO cis-led solo acts. If your band or project has cis people involved, that's fine!! As long as at least one member is trans and plays an active role in the performance and/or songwriting, feel free to submit. Up to TWO tracks per artist; up to two songs under the same name will be accepted. If you have or are involved with multiple projects, as long as they're distinct from each other and under different names, feel free to submit up to two tracks for each. You must own the rights to the music you submit; any tracks submitted must be owned by you or with the permission of whoever does, and you must personally be involved in the track in either its composition, performance on the recording, or…
are you:
trans?
a metal musician?
want to contribute to a compilation album that will raise money directly for trans people in need?
then what the fuck are you waiting for?? get in the pit!!
forms.gle/dhtLGhurrwQs...
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Thought you were lounging in a bin at first and didn't bat an eye 💜
my orange cat gently nipping my ankle, but there's water going everywhere
thinkin about that time my cat bit me with a mouthful of water
The author's brazen fetish, presented with such hedonistic flair and and open pride it makes you feel a little embarassed for needing to hide your own passions behind self-effacing jokes in order to preserve a sense of safe, pseudo-ironic detachment
For that matter, a lot of the talent in pro-wrestling have fucking excellent political views and state them loudly. For the uninitiated, here's a few examples:
1. Brody King (for AEW tag team and trios champion) has "Abolish ICE" merch that has raised over $27k for families affected by ICE raids.
I adored this book as a child when I grabbed it from the library on a whim! I remember almost nothing of it though other than finding it relentless, and it being where I first heard of a Utahraptor 😌
if you watch or support this you're a bad person btw. i'm not arguing with you about it either
Two surefire ways to please a creative:
1. "I like that thing you created. Very nice."
2. A giant gorgeous cartoonish cheque with the amount of "enough money to not worry about living while being able to create as much as you want."