I wish I lived closer because WOULD.

Me with 600 saved cooking videos

UM-

I literally just come on this site every few weeks to check in on your skeets 😅

Nooooooooooo

Loved that a pod boy in tw*tter shamed everyone for not going then someone was like "were you there?" And he was like "no" lmao

You're the only reason I keep going on this app so that should make you feel not small at all 😄🩶🩶

That theme song gets stuck in my head like 5 times a year? Also agree about the dress

Jail

My husband asks me every day what I want to watch between whatever sports are on that day like it's not gonna be Top Chef or Great British Baking Show every time

You're the Steve in the tiktok trend 🤣 and I love and support it

Gave my husband my bluesky code.
Him: what's the app look like?
Me: a blue sky
Him: [already looking at it] oh, so it really is that lame

LOL

That's not real

The Brewers are very cool and fun

Hell no. You better complain to get a free one!!!!

My husband has been making the Costco runs for me the last few weeks and every time I'm guaranteed a text from him along the lines of "omg I'm spending way more than I planned to" like LMAO welcome to the last 2 years of my life, be grateful you're not in charge of the credit card bill 🤣🥲

Omg I was gonna put in a snarky gif via my keyboard but oh my god you're right

Pregnancy 1: Water breaks, baby arrives within 7 hours
Pregnancy 2: Could hardly tell if I was in labor, go to hospital expecting to get sent home, only to have baby within 2 hours
Pregnancy 3: consistent contractions for 90 minutes that only stop @ hospital.. sent home. Boo. Embarrassing.

Yay!!

Every time someone mentions the show I have a visceral need to rewatch it. It's just so perfect in my memory!

What movie just got brought up in my family group chat

I just watched Painkiller so I'm really hoping Gulliani gets the chair somehow

I've watched 15 minutes of MLS all season and it's been pure chaos leading to Miami tying, woof this is fun

RealFeel of 115° in WI, what in the FUCK?

100000% goat (thought I'm putting ER'THING on my beef and Cheddar)

How tired am I? I've been napping for 3 hours, waking up every hour in a panic because I'd had a nightmare where I was trying to get some sleep?

Annual reminder that my small town's festival revolves around people throwing pieces of cow shit as far as they can

My windows are ALL opaque with fog, I almost drowned walking to my car

LuLaRich is so good, god I'm a sucker for a documentary about MLMs

Are you OK 😅