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Digital art of two xenomorphs, one sporting a dick. Been trying to visualize how to draw a xenomorph dick that fits within their design.
More xenos
#alien #xenomorph
A comic of two foxes, one of whom is blue, the other is green. In this one, Blue and Green are cuddled up together, with Green deep in thought and Blue sound asleep. Green, thinking: I want to kiss your neck and nibble your ears and touch your butt and fluff your tail, and... I want to touch you everywhere at the same time. My body is inefficient. As Green speaks out nonchalantly, Blue opens one eye, deeply baffled by what he hears. Green: You make me wish I had tentacles.
taboo makes things hotter sorry. two random guys having sex is boring. but two guys having sex in public? having sex despite being blood relatives? having sex despite a problematic power imbalance or age gap? you'll learn to appreciate these things someday if you don't already. indulge a little
The Impostors
Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me
OCs
Digital art of a thick male werewolf with possibly his mate in the corner.
A female werewolf toying with a male knight, she's growling, licking him, lounging and saying: never seen a beast before, knight?
This is powerful and beautiful.
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Screenshot of Lord of the Rings. The main character says "All right, then. Keep your secrets."
👀!!!!!
Evergreen workday post
a poorly drawn cat seen from behind, with a spiral shell on its back like a snail. the cat also has two small antennae!
pic of an orange cat sitting on a red rug, seen from behind, wearing a striped knitted beanie positioned to resemble a snail shell on its back
a poorly drawn snail
Seems pretty artfully said to me 😂
I really wish I was into like, inflation/belly bulge cause it overlaps sooo much with other kinks I do have.. but for whatever reason it's just a nope for me
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20 all new dicks, inspired by some of your favorite characters!
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Ooooooo 👀 👀 super cool!
This feels like a cartoon with a specific backstory 🍿
I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses
Side-by-side meme format. Left panel labeled “How it started:” shows three news headlines on a dark background: “Workers at NASA Told to ‘Drop Everything’ to Scrub Mentions of Indigenous People, Women from Its Websites” (404 Media, Feb 4, 2025); “NASA Websites No Longer Promote ‘First Woman’ on the Moon for Artemis” (Orlando Sentinel); and “NASA Wipes Vow to Land Woman on Moon from Website Amid Trump DEI Purge” (Axios, Mar 25, 2025). Right panel labeled “How it’s going:” shows a dramatic photo of an astronaut’s silhouette gazing at Earth through a spacecraft window.
Three black-and-white portrait photographs of Dorothy Vaughan, Katherine Johnson, and Mary Jackson, African American mathematicians and engineers who made significant contributions to NASA's space program in the 1950s and 1960s.
NASA official portrait of astronaut Sally Ride in her blue flight suit (left), and a recent photograph of Tam O'Shaughnessy, Ride's life partner of 27 years, science educator, and co-founder of Sally Ride Science (right).
Astronaut Victor Glover gazes at Earth through a spacecraft window aboard Artemis II, his silhouette illuminated against the vivid blue and white curve of the planet below.
You can remove our colleagues who are women or Black or Brown or LGBTQ from agency websites & their images from agency walls
But you can’t erase this: bc of those heroes of the past we have these heroes today inspiring future heroes
Thank you Dorothy, Katherine, Mary, Sally, Christina & Victor ❤️🚀
A cartoon picture of a smoking cat Text: PLEASE DON'T EVER TRADE YOUR AUTHENTICITY FOR APPROVAL. LET PEOPLE DISLIKE YOU
Gentle reminder…
And such *shocking* temerity to include gender- and sexuality-diverse characters as though we-- sorry, they-- are part of the normal fabric of human society or something
Some people are so fucking entitled 😑
A digital illustration of the characters Hans and Henry of the game series "Kingdom Come: Deliverance". Hans is not wearing anything on his torso, being surprised by Henry, who's sneaked up on him from behind and found an opening to get Hans into a mock-choke - while simultaneously having his hand on his crotch and a shit-eating grin on his lips.
the tiniest cowboy and his horse look shocked, there’s something on the floor in front of them! handwritten text reads: “They witness a tiny murder!”
the cat on the floor gives a thumbs up, handwritten text reads: “But it was only ketchup”
the tiniest cowboy and his tiny horse witness a crime
NASA and the #ArtemisII crew out there really coming through with the epic mooneyshots
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I'll see myself out
A thick shirtless knight sits under a tree, in its shade while sunlight peeks through the leaves and lays on his skin.
Big knight enjoying the shade
#knight
Ohh this is like a "on the Internets" question isn't it