theyll kill you dula peep

SUSPIRIA (1977)

wow

ohh mama they done trapped me in a icecream

charli xcx crash deluxe cover

real

i was hungover and this cured me

Tub enjoyer!!! She has lived for 2 whole decades and as far as i know just discovered The Tub

A piñata shaped like cupid rests on a rainbow carpet. He’s holding a bow with a pink heart-tipped arrow. He wears white boxer shorts with pink hearts and has blonde hair and silver wings. He’s winking cheekily.

The cupid piñata hangs between a red tinsel streamer column and a disco ball in a white industrial space. A band sets up on the stage below.

i made a piñata let me make u a piñata

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

Not long island but my dad is from westchester so near-ish i guess

just donated to your gofundme but also just realized we have the same last name?? cousin!!??

mia goth ily

What the fuck?

wow 🙂‍↕️

lmao my mom had to get recertified as an art teacher when i was in high school so for a while our living room was full of huge paintings of naked old men (in hindsight funny, as a 16yo mortifying)

American Theater is truly dead what do you mean a livestream of an off broadway play costs 75 DOLLARS

to groove with your partner (or at the very least allow your partner to groove) is intrinsic to a healthy relationship 🕺🏻🕺🏻

he speaks like he’s in the black lodge

rip robert redford one time your brother came into my restaurant and booked a table using just your last name and i freaked out and ran to tell the whole kitchen but then he took off his baseball cap and wasn’t that hot and I realized my error

oceans are now cheesecakes

So cool when your buddy asks to borrow a bead and then he says he lost it and 2 months later you see it in his necklace.

Laser crab meme. Laser crab is saying SILENCE, and blowing up a smaller crab labeled “jd Vance follower”

“SILENCE,” laser crab meme. The crab is blowing up a smaller crab with the Bluesky label “Matt Yglesias Follower”

breadposting for first sourdough :)

A big white cat with brown and tan patches on her ears and back snoozes next to a pink foam Birkenstock on a colorful rug

her best friend is sandal

tired: demon twink
wired: fruit of all evil

mf said conCLAVE

why does the guy in the conclave ads say it like that wtf