*slaps roof of percolator* this bad boy can fit so many fish in it

In this article I will prove with 100% accuracy that Pavement is a better band than Radiohead

i was just saying to my girlfriend the other day that if i need to go to a mechanic i will only trust a lesbian with my car so im thrilled there is a local lesbian mechanic lol

tboy swag all used up. all ive got is tboy just getting by right now

i don't want to persist anymore but i am transgender so i must

the fact that i’m good at fortnite while having to play on nintendo switch makes me feel like a god i wont lie

REAL ASFUCK

deep in discussion with my girlfriend about lovefool by the cardigans and this is making me laugh so hard

If you are a cis person *please* take 2 minutes to do this. Trans people with non-updated gender markers, historical gender marker changes, and X markers are terrified to travel right now; rolling back this policy would mean a lot.

chat am i too old to listen to newer emo bands

will toledo what are you doing here in my 2016 alternative press magazine

it has come to my attention that the level of anxiety i deal with every day is “unhealthy”

every day i spend at work is like a little experiment on how much mental exhaustion a person can withstand before being institutionalized

fridge is really giving r/malelivingspaces rn :(

b-52s picture disc could be cool but meh

another record store day where i don’t care to get literally anything 😭

i saw this at a bookstore and my girlfriend told me how much her dad likes this book and now i see this and i think it’s a sign i should read it

my entire feed on this app is hideo kojima

redesign of the piece that has gotten me restricted/suspended at least 4 times 😇

so there’s this thing called being normal and i’m going pro

dottie and i have watched 5 episodes of twin peaks tonight i’ve never been so locked in on a show

The Noid is an advertising character for Domino's Pizza created in the 1980s[3] and briefly revived several times. Clad in a red, skin-tight, rabbit-eared body suit with a black N inscribed in a white circle on his chest, the Noid is a physical manifestation of all the challenges in delivering a pizza within 30 minutes.[4] Though persistent, his efforts are repeatedly thwarted. On January 30, 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid, a mentally ill man who believed that the "Avoid the Noid" campaign was personally directed towards him and was antagonizing him, entered a Domino's restaurant in Chamblee, Georgia. Armed with a .357 Magnum, Noid then held two employees hostage for over five hours.

It's the Noid-iversary

starting vyvanse today babey we’re so back

the cure to this condition is something to write home about by the get up kids

having a weird moment where i don’t feel like listening to like. any music and i hate it

@nickhexum311.bsky.social it happened again

yet another day. that’s the heater hanging from a ratchet strap.

just another day at the best job in the world

can more people join here so i can stop looking at the most generic posts ever. half of yall are posting sample tweets for a fake version of twitter shown in a disney channel original movie