Trixie, a big cat.

They think you're stupid.

It's playoffs, baby.

Gee golly I hope hiring John Tortorella doesn't lead to disappointment.

Thank you for the reminder.

No one's a better athlete than DDP.

Hopefully the Mammoth are on their best behavior this time.

I WARNED YOU!!!!

I don't even think about drawing until one million o'clock.

And now the HABS lose??? Awwww you shouldn't have, universe.

By that I do not mean I will not complain endlessly, I mean that I won't tell the city of Buffalo what I really think of it until this is done.

I will refrain from comment on Bruins / Sabres until the series ends.

*frowning*

Hey cha-cha, that penalty box is looking more packed than a carpool of oil lobbyists heading to Washington.

Commercial break, time to scan the tl and find out how this is Boston's fault.

Hell yeah line brawls.

do u think the symbiote jerks him off?

That's "tripping"? Ok.

Charlie you can't hit somebody like that.

Congratulations on the multi-goal lead, Bruins. Please don't blow it.

I've resigned myself to all the dumbass conspiracy theories that are going to come out of the end of this presidency for quite a while now.

Pepperoni, sausage, and onions.

Preferably the one from Frank Pepe's but I can't afford to be THAT picky.

Don't forget "we think you lack object permanence so please indicate you'll take this same offer later".

Conan being from Boston is a coincidence. My brain has been poisoned beyond repair by this show ok.

Feels so good that I unfollowed / muted everyone who shit-talks my favorite sports teams, only I may do that.

I think we're inching past the point where I can reasonably expect the FedEx guy to show up today.

It's what ya do when this is all just television to you.

Sir, you are an adult, why are you typing "ROFLMAO" with no irony?

Soon it might be time for anyone who goes "oooh, if Massholes vote for him🤬" to get yelled at, by me.

Why is Curt Schilling suddenly on my TV a lot? Wasn't he threatening to run for office against Liz Warren a while ago?