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they need this in the Paris catacombs gift shop

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Yes !! I've been getting twin peaks tiktoks so it's a sign !

1 week ago 2 0 1 0

The one in the front is a kouign-amann and the one in the back is a Paris-Brest !

3 weeks ago 2 0 1 0

Yeah, that's a GL-1 right ?

Only issue is I made the horrible mistake of learning left-handed 😌

But it might be doable to just flip everything around idk

1 month ago 2 1 1 0

I need one

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a close up of a person 's face with a red shirt on Alt: Blushing and shocked rn
2 months ago 2 0 1 0

Omg! Happy birthday!!!!

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

- Lily is very fluffy despite her mane not being as imposing as Lucy's
- Lily would be the cutest if it wasn't for Lucy.
- Lily is the sweetest and petting her warms the heart of man
- Lily confirmed real

2 months ago 8 1 1 0

After a thorough review :
- Fluffyness scale need an ajustement to allow Lucy's own fluffyness to be measured. She's superfluff++.
- Lucy would be the cutest if it wasn't for Lily.
- Petting Lucy is a unique experience that surpasses any expectations you might have
- Lucy confirmed real

2 months ago 8 1 1 1
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One day nams...

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That "Pure Energy" sounds like a gymbro supplement for which the bottle has a beefed up tiger with the brain exploding on the front. Sounds good !

3 months ago 4 0 0 1

on it 🕵️

3 months ago 3 0 1 0

I once had an incredible neapolitan (don't ask me where) and I've been chasing the feeling since.
The highs are high and the lows are low whereas you know that you're getting the standard™ commercial pizza with the other one.

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A two-panel meme comparing pizzas.

Left panel title:
“AUTHENTIC”
“ITALIAN” “PIZZA”

Below the title is a photo of a rustic-looking pizza on a wooden surface. Red arrows point to flaws with labels reading:

“Burnt spots everywhere”

“Irregular shaped base”

“Unsliced”

“Random leaves, probably taken from a bush outside or something”

“blobs of cheese”

“Expensive”

“Uneven sauce”

Under the pizza are two cartoon figures.
One is a stereotypical angry chef with an open mouth saying:
“Mama Mia! I burn-a the pizza!”

Next to him is a Wojak-style character with a speech bubble saying:
“Oui, gr-gracias amigo”

Right panel title:
REAL AMERICAN
PIZZA (DOMINOES)

Below is a photo of a neat, round pizza on a black tray. Red arrows point to positive attributes with labels reading:

“Perfect, round base”

“Plenty of toppings”

“Lots of cheese spread throughout”

“Cheap”

“Cooked to perfection”

“Delivered in under 30 minutes or I get a free pizza”

Under the pizza are two figures.
On the left is a simple white silhouette with a speech bubble saying:
“Mmm yummy”

On the right is a Domino’s delivery man wearing a blue Domino’s uniform and hat, holding a pizza box. His speech bubble says:
“Enjoy your pizza, sir”

A two-panel meme comparing pizzas. Left panel title: “AUTHENTIC” “ITALIAN” “PIZZA” Below the title is a photo of a rustic-looking pizza on a wooden surface. Red arrows point to flaws with labels reading: “Burnt spots everywhere” “Irregular shaped base” “Unsliced” “Random leaves, probably taken from a bush outside or something” “blobs of cheese” “Expensive” “Uneven sauce” Under the pizza are two cartoon figures. One is a stereotypical angry chef with an open mouth saying: “Mama Mia! I burn-a the pizza!” Next to him is a Wojak-style character with a speech bubble saying: “Oui, gr-gracias amigo” Right panel title: REAL AMERICAN PIZZA (DOMINOES) Below is a photo of a neat, round pizza on a black tray. Red arrows point to positive attributes with labels reading: “Perfect, round base” “Plenty of toppings” “Lots of cheese spread throughout” “Cheap” “Cooked to perfection” “Delivered in under 30 minutes or I get a free pizza” Under the pizza are two figures. On the left is a simple white silhouette with a speech bubble saying: “Mmm yummy” On the right is a Domino’s delivery man wearing a blue Domino’s uniform and hat, holding a pizza box. His speech bubble says: “Enjoy your pizza, sir”

a classic

3 months ago 3 0 1 0

What I'm learning from the Larian studio backlash is that Tumblr artists have no idea what artists do on a real big project like a game or a movie.

4 months ago 2 0 1 0

And sometime I wake up after 9 😎

4 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Just stuff :3

4 months ago 0 0 1 0

I've done crazier things

4 months ago 3 0 1 0

we do things backward here !
we stop working at 15, tap out of teams/slack/whatever at 16 and leave the office starting from 17 😌

4 months ago 3 0 1 0

You can make it 16

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*teenage dirtbag voice* drinking the homemade turkey gravy

5 months ago 429 100 5 1

Yes and I don't know a French man who frowns at garlic and butter

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A small Grey tabby cat laying in my lap while I'm scratching his ear

A small Grey tabby cat laying in my lap while I'm scratching his ear

Got mugged for headpats and scritches by a tiny little guy

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Cat paws, they are very round

Cat paws, they are very round

How's your day going ?

Oh I'm sorry to hear that, would some marshmallows help ?

4 months ago 22 1 4 0
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guy who is really hungry: bread-first search

5 months ago 22 3 1 0

It's kind of like that pair of shoes that's a little expensive but also is very inoffensive and goes with pretty much everything. Also the quality is okay

something like a nice pair of sneakers

5 months ago 2 0 1 0

You're scrolling TikTok and you scroll on a thinly veiled ad where a lady is wearing a cute and fluffy pink dress

The lady does a twirl

That's what he means

5 months ago 1 0 1 0

Wishing Kodee and Kuromi all the best :3

6 months ago 3 0 1 0

I'm still very scared of the norwegian licorice stick but I will try it at some point 😤

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