Still so weak for Skyrim after all this time...this game knows what I want and it's unlimited cheese and affordable housing and someone to carry my stuff around for me

Pro tip: marry someone for which you *don't* have to perform an elaborate blood sacrifice under the full moon to get them to do that which you request of them

No, I'm not leaving the house today; that's my emotional support glitter eyeliner and three cups of coffee to get through chores because I was built to peruse ancient texts and wander the wilds, not to do the dishes and reply to e-mails

If you can’t handle me at my *sound of a metal roof being torn off* then you don’t deserve me at my *low ominous hum coming from a purple-lit basin in the woods*

Clothing companies are e-mailing me about must-have trends for the year like I haven't already been carefully cultivating my medieval fantasy Victorian vampire elf wizard wardrobe

Silhouetted trees in front of the bright moon

The bright moon behind the trees last night

Hawk sneaks into Colorado Springs library The Pikes Peak Library District said they had a surprise visitor on Thursday.

@sketchesbyboze.bsky.social A distant cousin of yours?

I hate so much that when you google "palantir" now, the results for pages and pages are about the software company instead of the seven seeing-stones 🧐 They are not even all accounted for

If you still have X, would you mind retweeting this? Meta’s active sabotaging of our anti-trafficking work has been a source of tremendous harm. x.com/theexodusroa...

Therapist: those feelings are completely normal to have

Me: damn it I want to be special

Actually I ended up falling too hard for Lucanis and started over for him 😆

I love that song and music video <3

Thank you 🙏

It's SO GOOD!! One of my favorite shows ever!

My 12-year-old nephew introduced me to his friend as, "my aunt, the one I told you is really good at Minecraft" so now I know I've made it in life

You can actually import Rook's appearance from one playthrough to a new playthrough at the character creator

I don’t know why there are so many articles on how to dress for your body type when literally everyone looks good in wizard robes

Me early in every Dragon Age game: ehhh I don't know about this, not really feeling it

Me 10-20% into every Dragon Age game: this is my life now

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

I'm going with Harding this time because it made slightly more sense for my Rook, but it was such a close call! I may have to do another playthrough right after for Lucanis.

Been busy coping with reality and deliberating over important things like whether to romance the demon-possessed assassin who loves coffee or the most perfect adorable dwarf

millennials—we won't check texts or DMs, but send us a cursed spirit from the darkest depths of the ocean and...

Ending the year on the high note of having worked up to politely asking a stylist to go a little easier on the comb that she was jerking through my hair instead of suffering in silence. Next up, world domination 👹

A mantle with an assortment of wizardly items including candles, potion bottles, an owl statue, and a skull, plus blue star lights and pinecones for the season

A small Christmas tree with colorful lights, gold celestial ornaments, and glittery blue ornaments. Beside it are a potion bottle, glass crystals, and an owl figurine.

Merry Christmas etc. from my wizard lair

Untapped market! They need to get on it!!

My Christmas wish is to wander into a forest where leafless branches glisten under the weight of icicles and the dark blur of a crow out of the corner of my eye leads me to a glade where the shadow of something ancient and monstrous and wise waits under the moonlight

This is purely personal but looking up a fantasy novel and finding the protagonist is named something like Josh or Sarah kills my desire to read it so fast even if it's set in our world. I don't need to relate to the main character's name; I want them be a little weird! 😭

On this Winter Solstice, may your candles glow golden & your hearths burn bright, may your mittened hands stay warm holding hot spiced wine, & may your resplendent crown of holly & mistletoe catch the cold but admiring eye of the ancient god who dwells deep within the winter woods

*hugs* ✨

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