I remember he had a web show where he brought comedians and actors to a bowling alley so he could show off how good he was at bowling by beating them at bowling

If AOC were to throat punch RFK Jr., would his voice go normal?

resisting emotional blackmail | when 'compassion' corrupts [cc] YouTube video by TheraminTrees

It’s keyhole compassion

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It's impolite to call these people "Nazis" but that is Nazi talk and the President and his party stand behind this guy, they love him, they agree.

I maintain that it would be incredibly funny that Trump is individually responsible for a massive reduction in the use of fossil fuels and the catalyst for a shift to renewables if it wasn’t going to result in a lot of people dying.

Get filthy rich off of the corruption involved in destroying the economy, use the ill gotten gains to buy up all the depressed asset when it comes crashing down.

*a deep thrumming pulse, like the Jumanji board reaching out to the void, it is calling out… a name, I still myself and strain to understand:

“Luigi, Luigi, Luigi…”

I hate the concept of Kansas City, Missouri. It's like, here's New York City, Delaware. Shut up

People talk all the time about the women that were falsely accused in the Salem Witch Trials, but what about all the real witches they took off the streets?

Now I’m wondering if those folks he dumped the tour bus shit on had it coming

To play it safe, they should re-edit the Michael Jackson biopic so it ends right after he's born.

Mr Beast: we’re here in Riyadh recreating the Stanford Prison Experiment. These 50 contestants will be placed in a real Saudi Arabian prison…

Kennedy bet very well with Trump, in a really fucked up way. This is (in the short run) degrowther environmentalism par excellence (in the long run, this ironically speeds up growth via forcing a shift to newer, better techs).

I just remembered that Zach had a cell phone. He was absolutely dealing pot to the entire football team.

Trump accidentally helping with climate change by being individually responsible for a massive reduction in the use of fossil fuels would be so fucking funny if it wasn’t going to result in people dying.

hell yeah Kash Patel is head of the FBI

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In real life, Zach would’ve been everyone’s pot dealer

God I miss MCA

Comparing any historical poverty to today is stupid as shit. Like, why don’t we take it all the way back to our pre-agricultural revolution ancestors. They’d be shocked you have to pay for beef at all when you could just herd some bison off a cliff and have plenty of meat for the whole clan.

Starbucks would incur a helluva lot more good will by taking the money they’re spending on this stupid shit no one wants and giving their baristas a pay raise.

My painting COASTAL POPPIES

*RFK wearing a white lab coat, studying a raccoon penis through a telescope he has mistaken for a microscope:

“I can’t see fucking shit”

How many black light laser tag places?

*yelling at the Pope to shut up and stick to religion | immediately getting bodied by the Pope’s security, peeing myself, and sobbing uncontrollably

*RFK wearing a white lab coat looking at a raccoon penis through a telescope he has mistaken for a microscope

Viking: “tonight our chins will drip red as we drink the blood of our enemies from their cloven skulls!”

Waiter: “is Pepsi ok?”

It’s not “an existential threat to humanity” for birthrates to decline. It is, however, an existential threat to eternal economic expansion, which is really what these assholes are actually concerned about.

Does AI Gal Gadot support genocide too?

The most important part of being a good father and husband, is dropping your wife and kids off at the entrance while you find a parking space #parenting #tips #parentingtips

I’m not an expert, but I would support any candidate who came out in support of: 1) making corporate stock buy backs illegal (again); and 2) raising the corporate tax rate to pre-1990s level.

Incentivize corporations to invest in people, R&D, and quality, over short term gains and stockholder value