and every day my back hurts!!!

Just read an article that implied A Better Man and Piece by Piece were twin flames

I went to get coffee again this morning to do a retake on yesterday and when I got there somebody had taken my order lol

I spilled my Philz this morning 😭 I was looking forward to sipping on that mint mojito all day

At trivia last week one of the rounds was basically identifying every Andrew Garfield screencap and I’ve never felt more prepared for a quiz in my life

Bad bunny not doing the US until 2027 is crazy behavior 😭 but I’ve always wanted to go to japan lol

Not to be dramatic but Coinbase using Jamie Xx for a commercial ruined my fckn day

Been obsessed with cults since watching The Vow and riding a bike thru Hollywood today I was like wow cults are everywhere but lol of course they are

my new theory is that once you have a certain amount of money and wealth you start to go crazy and detach from reality. that number is different for everyone. for me it's $20

Putting stuff away feels so good when I’m medicated

Sometimes the worst thing you can do to someone is make them think

REAL.

Also having taste and knowing your personally priorities makes you less likely to want to join something like a cult. Like why would I join something when I can go to a concert.

The cult members ultimately seem so void of personality.

LOL yeah the paying to join is a hard sell I forget people pay for it

I like to think I would join a cult just to check the vibe but would probably be too lazy to actually commit to it HOWEVER sometimes I’m charmed by good adjectives so who knows maybe I’d be a good member

Finished watching Battlestar Galáctica only to find out some of the actors were in a cult and now I’m obsessed with said cult

i was not built to grind, i was built to frolic

always thought i needed a lobotomy to be an efficient contributor to capitalism but I'm afraid Severance is proof even a lobotomy wouldn't work

sweet angel baby

I saw a barn owl getting on the 10 fwy the other day. In Los Angeles!!

They should have Glen Powell leading that Formula 1 movie… Brad Pitt is way too old lol

did more skincare than usual and my skin decided to purge 😭

My initial fave is Vanish Into You and I also like Zombieboy

(And Abracadabra obvs)

I like the new Gaga album I wish it was more cohesive sounding but the good songs are soooo good.

must tame the tempers today

I got: Helly R.
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I liked anora tbh, it wasn’t my fave but I’m also not mad it won

Measles outbreak is making me wanna stay tf home, am I just supposed to ask everyone I hang out with if they’re vaccinated? People are already so weird about it lol

I can’t not look at Latinos practicing religion as letting the colonizers win so seeing so many of us turn to religion during this time is discouraging af lol

Went too into the indie music and forgot about Benito for a minute but I’m back and ready to perrear

balancing the four tempers: crazy, scary, spooky, hilarious