This guy doesn't seem reliable. Is it just me?

Dr. Peeper!

I’m Still Your America Hey, patriot. It’s been a week. As ICE spreads terror through the streets, and Teacup Eichmann presided over the murder of yet another innocent civ...

"I forced the shape of English onto resisting tongues and then dared to call it 'broken.'"

My God, it's full of stars.

Roses are redde
Violettes are blue
Hieronymus Bosch
lobster violin, birde yn robes, partye yn a shoe

Max Headroom signal hijacking - Wikipedia

I can't see Max Headroom anymore without remembering this fateful night when Doctor Who was interrupted: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...

You bought your guitar.
I made mine in shop class, man.
Fuck corporate rock.

Cleaning house? Sucker.
Everyone knows it's hopeless.
Entropy prevails.

Welsh is the perfect language for a recession because you don't have to buy too many vowels.

A rigged election, you say?

They embrace their evil and think we rubes aren't savvy enough to notice. Installing the Dunning-Kruger administration has really been a boon to their bottom(-feeding) line.

So tired of these rich dicks outright stealing sci-fi and fantasy terms (e.g., Grok, Palantir, Anduril, Cyber-this-that-and-the-other) and corrupting them for their shitheel projects. Can't even read old classics for escapism because these fucktwirls keep dragging them into their real-time dystopia.

The Nuremberg Hangings — Not So Smooth Either Before we set aside the topic of Iraq’s botched hangings, which continue to cause a fair bit of consternation there, a reader reminds us to flash back to 1946, and the conclusion of the trials at Nure...

"Many of the executed Nazis fell from the gallows with insufficient force to snap their necks, resulting in a macabre, suffocating death struggle that in some cases lasted many, many minutes." www.historynewsnetwork.org/article/the-...

Aren't their dudes in power? Why aren't they embracing their "win?" Even with the "patriot" masks, they look so sad about life.

From experience, can confirm.

Agreed! I've always thought this was a pretty insensitive way to wish the sweet baby Jesus a happy birthday. No wonder the poor kid's got issues.

Butt of course.

Joyless as a wet sock in winter.

Gelatin Dessert Biafra

Where's the mayonnaise soup?

Wombat architecture critics. Two wombats see a cube-shaped house and one comments: Well that looks like shit.

For the Aussies, the zoologists and the architects out there.

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By @chazhutton.com

When Finnegan lived in OB, he was all about Finnegans Wake and Bake.

Lankum - Ghost Town (Official Video) YouTube video by LankumDublin

Wow! @lankumdublin.bsky.social never misses.

Pork Peppermint Patties

Owlzymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Richard M. Daley Press Conference on the Riots at the Democratic Convention YouTube video by Speeches

youtu.be/3fynjqU9ufA?...

Welp, there go my afternoon plans.

Choke, Thirst, Die, by Dying Victims Productions from the album Choke Thirst Die - Bastard Race

Ah! But have you heard it like this?: dyingvictimsproductions.bandcamp.com/track/choke-...

If that’s not a row of penises, then I don’t know what a goddamn umbrella is.

Bastille Day Lyrics — Rush.com Official News and Information about the Legendary Rock Band Rush

Maybe it's because it's almost punk rock, or maybe because it's especially relevant to current events, but I still unironically rock out to Bastille Day. www.rush.com/songs/bastil...