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Anyone else struggling to access Gurushots?

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Grab a copy, I promise you will enjoy it.

Meet the chaos, the comedy, and the jaw-dropping ignorance I deal with daily.

Comedy at the expense of my hearing disability, because if I don’t laugh, I’ll scream (and I won’t hear that either)

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People like this should be refused NHS treatment.

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I thought it was the new poster for "Melania".

Was NASA's Artemis II mission about burying the Epstein files on the moon?

Did you know that to this day, the Titanic's pool is still full of water.

Kid Rock - Jesus of Methleham.

Ever wondered what it’s really like to be deaf?

Meet the chaos, the comedy, and the jaw-dropping ignorance I deal with daily.

Comedy at the expense of my hearing disability, because if I don’t laugh, I’ll scream (and I won’t hear that either).

books2read.com/FOBD

#kindle

Ever wondered what it’s really like to be deaf?

Meet the chaos, the comedy, and the jaw-dropping ignorance I deal with daily.

Comedy at the expense of my hearing disability, because if I don’t laugh, I’ll scream (and I won’t hear that either).

books2read.com/FOBD

#random

I'm very confused.
If 33 is thirty three, 22 is twenty two.
Why isn't 11 onety one?

“I think you’re lying about being deaf.”

“Why?”

“You said you can hear sounds!”

“Yeah… tinnitus. It’s like having a built-in smoke alarm that never shuts up.”

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“The COVID-19 vaccine made you go deaf! You should sue the NHS!”

“I went deaf over 40 years ago… your parents should’ve sued the condom manufacturer.”

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“How do deaf people have sex?”

“The same way hearing people do… just with fewer complaints about the noise.”

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“Do you do any of that hand karate stuff?”

“You mean sign language… or were you hoping I’d chop your stupidity in half?”

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“Wow, you’re deaf! Do you have any special abilities or skills?”

“Yeah,” I said, “I can ignore stupid questions at a distance… no radioactive spider required.”

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“I’m not being difficult, I have a disability as well!” the customer snapped.

“Ah,” I said, nodding thoughtfully, “I didn’t realise being an arsehole was finally recognised.”

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“You don’t look deaf,” she said, giving me the full head-to-toe inspection like she was judging fruit at a supermarket.

“And you don’t look stupid,” I replied, “but clearly appearances aren’t doing either of us any favours today.”

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Available on #kindle

Got your copy yet? I promise you will enjoy it.

#comedy #deafawareness

I suffer with balance due to hearing issues, if I could ride a bike to work, I would.

Would if I could.

Not in America either ;)

If I take public transport to work, it takes three buses and 1.5hours.

If I take my car, it's 10 minutes and seven miles down an A road.

Jesus isn't coming back, he wasn't nailed to a boomerang...

BREAKING NEWS: Jesus isn’t coming back! He was nailed to a cross, not a boomerang.

#jesus

Ever wondered what it’s really like to be deaf?

Meet the chaos, the comedy, and the jaw-dropping ignorance I deal with daily.

Comedy at the expense of my hearing disability, because if I don’t laugh, I’ll scream (and I won’t hear that either).

books2read.com/FOBD